Season 51, Week 2
Alhazad
(Wild Arms)
 
A ghost? Is this supposed to be a prank? If they were trying for an actual scare, this attempt falls sorely flat. How can a mere spectre be more frightening than the mad Metal Demon Alhazad? Oh, well, Alhazad's powerful magic will surely handle Pamela in a quick snap. Her poor magical durability and full vulnerability to Slow Down will spell doom here, and her parasitic healing will do rather badly against Alhazad's terrifyingly tough skin. With the level of pressure he'll apply to the hapless student ghost, Alhazad will quickly collect victory and another specimen for his science.

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What's scarier than a Metal Demon? A ghost, of course! Pamela is one of the strongest duelers in Heavy, not to mention a real 'live' ghost! Alhazad would be correct to be afraid of her, for she's capable of bringing immense pain to anyone who crosses her! Plus, if there's one thing Pamela can't stand, it's a bully! No bullies allowed! No bullying! When that nasty Metal Demon tries that and hurting her, he's going to be in for a world of hurt thanks to Pamela's No Bullying special. Even if the match gets closer, Alhazad will be blown away with that in one overwhelming swoop.


Taishyr


"DON'T BULLY ME!"

"Oh will you shut up, woman?!"

"I SAID I DON'T WANT IT! VAAAAYNE, MAKE HIM STOP!"

"Listen, it's not that bad!"

"Uh." Vayne interrupted, somewhat confused. "What's going on here?"

"He... *sob* he wants to turn me into a hare!" Pamela sobbed. "I don't wanna be a Hare Punisha!"

"No, no no! I've been going to classes to improve my life in society, and I wanted to change your hair! As in, style it? I think you'd look excellent with a beehive!" Alhazad replied angrily.

Pamela stopped sniffing, looking over Mr. Bear at Alhazad's head. "... Throw the match and I'll do it."

"Fine! But this had better work..." Alhazad mutters. "Therapist said I should focus on this anyway..."

Alhazad: 13
Pamela Ibis: 21