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Well isn't this an interesting match up. The physical powerhouse, Worker 8, against a purely magical ghost, Pamela Ibis. Except that the ghost immunes physicals and Worker immunes magic. So how exactly can this fight end? Well, Pamela's immunity may not help her as much as she thinks it will. Worker's dreaded Work commands don't follow the same rules as normal physical attacks. They ignore all evasion, all defenses including Protect, and basically do a number on anything they're pointed at, no matter what. There's a very good chance that Pamela will find herself getting turned into ectoplasmic paste anyway. But what can she do about Worker 8's permanent Innocent status? Nothing, that's what. |
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It's a scary time to be a ghost girl! As if all of her adventurers with Vayne and friends weren't hard enough, now a giant robot is coming after Pamela! Oh no, this won't do at all! Worker 8 is nothing but a big bully, using his magic immunity to boss around innocent mages! He's coming at Pamela now and someone has to stand up to this! Someone has to say one thing: NO BULLYING! She's going to hit the mean mecha with all she has! Further, she has all her friends she can call on! The trick to beating a bully like this is the power of friendship, and Pamela can do a whole lot of this, calling up Seeker to erase those pesky innate traits and functions! Worker 8 will be stopped and Pamela will advance on! |
Gatewalker A bit unsure if she could actually be hurt or not, Pamela asked Worker for a demonstration of his abilities before the match. Not seeing any reason not to comply, Worker hunted down a Misdreavus, compressed it into paste, mixed it with some cherry preserves and baked up a few Ghostess Fruit Pies. Not having any particular desire to become a fruit pie herself(for all that she's certain she'd be a very sweet and tasty one), Pamela conceded the match. Normally that would be the end of it. But this time, this is where it starts to get...interesting. Worker has thusfar shown an incredible ability to cook nearly anything(and anyone) into something edible. Pamela has a keen interest in Alchemy, which happens to include cooking. So, she decided to invite Worker to her group's workshop. Surely this couldn't possibly end poorly. Three days later, Pamela and her new assistant had written recipes for Speed Cheese Blintzes, Cranky Kitty Casserole, Kaboomboom Caramel, Soda Pop Idol Sundaes, Red Hot HAM, Rivalry Roast, Psycho Sliders(which somehow arrive before you order them...) and Cosmic Conqueror's Fondue(served in the cutest little flying pot). Worker and Pamela have since been banned from being in either a kitchen or alchemy lab at the same time. Or communicating in any way while they are in separate kitchens or labs. Or really any form of collaboration on any project ever again period. Experts(ie: Pamela's recently revived friends) don't actually expect this to stop them... Worker 8: 29 |
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