Season 55, Week 3
Tony Eisler
(Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis)
 
Hah-hah, Tony gave that little runt Yosuke the beating of a lifetime, and this week, he should be able to pick on the next loser just - ... wait a minute, you mean that Tony's scheduled to face a -dragon-? A legendary creature of the skies? A.... ahahahahaha, that might just be a bit more challenging! But Renee would never let him hear the end of it if he ran away, so a bully's just gotta do what a bully's gotta do! By unlocking his Path of Evil and delivering a couple Master Combos, Tony's sure that he can put down even this insane dragon deity - after all, he actually isn't even all that sturdy for a dragon! And Tony himself can take some abuse, you know, as those beatings from Flay show - sh-shut up! Anyhow, if that loser Vayne could fell dragons, then why can't Tony do the same? Exactly!

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Disgraceful, obnoxious, downright infuriating. Those idiotic kids keep coming to challenge the mighty ruler of the sky to battle in order to capture his majestic, godlike frame. And nowadays, some of them are even attempting to do that with their bare hands, which goes beyond laughable and enters the territory of downright suicide. What does this Tony runt think he is anyway? A mere high-schooler, a poorly developed bully who can't even threaten his peers properly. Just because he studies Alchemy and carries a scythe, he dares to think he can handle Rayquaza's might? Well, if he so insists, then the Sky Dragon will indulge, ripping his skin with Dragon Claw and tearing his entire body build from limb to limb with Hyper Beam. Maybe -then- those impudent children will learn.


Jo\'ou Ranbu
Renee scratched her head as she looked at the Pokéball handed to her by a very confused Vayne. She could hear Tony's muffled screams from it, and it seemed they were far more annoyed than usual.

"So, let me get this straight. The idiot actually took my suggestion straight."

"Um, ahahahaha, I guess!", Vayne said embarrassedly. "It was pretty ugly, though. The minute Tony tossed that pokéball, Rayquaza got really angry and started biting his face out. I have no idea how Tony still managed to -ride on him and bonk Rayquaza in the head with the Pokéball- afterwards. But that only got him angrier, to the point of tossing Hyper Beams on the Suikoden 4 scrubs' dorms. After that, Tony just sorta fainted or something, falling to the ground, and I think the dragon got the idea of tossing a Pokéball along with another Hyper Beam just to add insult to injury."

"Well, that's disappointing. I sorta hoped Tony would prove himself useful for once. Although this isn't really half-bad", Renee smiled maliciously.

"Um... you don't plan to hurt him more, do you? Nurse Joy complained for half an hour before agreeing to have Tony healed..."

"Oh, don't worry, I won't. I'll just have some fun. Thank you~!"

With that, Renee left, giggling madly as the confused alchemist in training watched her. Whatever Rayquaza had done to Tony, it certainly couldn't be more humiliating than what the mischievous girl had in store from him.

Tony Eisler: 14
Rayquaza: 19