Season 58, Week 2
Eileen
(Suikoden)
 
Truly the organizers of the League are unjust to put together such a one-sided battle. After all, Red is a one-trick pony who only has damage, a trait that will bite him hard when Eileen uses Copper Flesh to become invincible. Since she has speed and can take at least one hit, there's nothing to stop her from repeatedly casting that and granting herself around eighteen free turns to bury the hero with. Ah, well. The power of youth never was a match for the versatility of age.

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A housewife seeks a duel with the Ultimate Superhero? The unlikely happens on a daily basis in the Duelling League, but this stretches the imagination. What could Elieen possibly hope to do against Red? Her best attacks fail to dent his heroic defenses, and Lepant's loyal wife will be ground into dust by a single Re-Al-Phoenix. Red has a potential showdown with a real villain in Kato in a few weeks, and he won't let a magical housewife get in the way of his heroic destiny.


Sei
Upon learning who his opponent is, Red immediately conceded the match. He is a superhero. Eileen is a part-time damsel in distress. There are certain things superheroes simply could not do and punching damsels in distress is one of them.

The fact that said damsel in distress could also become invulnerable and hand Red his ass ten ways to Sunday before a crowd of millions was purely coincidental.

Eileen: 20
Red: 14