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Strong and silent, the fist-fighting Rude has little to say. He comes into this match with a winning trait that his opponent lacks; namely, the ability to fight competently. With a respectable physical, his triple Grand Spark, and a few Cure2 spells to patch himself up should he take a hit, Rude has the versatility to put up a fight in any situation, no doubt thanks to his experience in "field work" as a Shinra operative. This trained and hardened thug's adversary is, all things taken into account, a scrub who fights with a guitar, leaving the Turk with no doubt about the outcome of the match. |
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The band plays on as hard-rocker Nikki strikes a blow for the working class by advancing to the quarterfinals. Now he faces the imposing Rude who, like Algus, is an embodiment of the tyranny of evil men, being an elite henchman of the notoriously evil and oppressive Shinra corporation. It must be considered that unlike Algus' feeble crossbow bolts, Rude’s expert pugilism actually hurts. But this matters not, for Nikki will come through with righteous tunes and furious guitar strokes to strike down those who would attempt to poison and destroy his fans. And it shall be good. |
Meeplelard Let's use Real Life logic to decide who wins this fight! Rude punches things. When things get punched, they get hurt, sometimes fall on the ground unconcious, or in extreme circumstances that are unlikly, the person dies. Nikki plays bad notes on his guitar. The end result of this is likly to just to annoy someone to the point of them punching you, and thus, see above results. Rude: 49 |
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