Circus girl Peppita wants to continue to prove she can fight, and she's come to the DL to do it. Granted, the Light division isn't the best place to show your stuff, let alone in a match against the pitiful Malak, but you have to start somewhere, right? Against Malak's horrible, unreliable offense, Peppita will have plenty of time. She'll be able to buff her power to the max with Power Dance, heal as necessary, and rip Malak apart with chain after chain after chain of Faerie Friends. Soon, Peppita will win her way up to a fight that can provide an actual challenge.
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Maligned, weak, and perhaps a little foolish, Malak "It's raining frogs!" Galthana is once again in for the fight of his life. While he may be inaccurate, lacking in power, and not too hot anywhere else, he's facing a circus freak. And really, have you seen most circus freaks? They're generally missing all their teeth! Malak, meanwhile, has very good health insurance, and one of the best dentists in the entire multiverse! With Malak having the prettier face in this battle, Peppita has no chance: his charming smile will disarm the hyperactive and borderline ADHD girl long enough for something to eventually hit her and take her out.
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The crowd knew Malak was up to something when he approached the ring with a squirming knapsack hefted over his shoulder. The judges briefly considered stopping him and inspecting the contents of the knapsack to make sure he wasn't planning anything illegal, but then they remembered that this was Malak Galthana they were talking about and figured the poor guy could probably use all the help he could get. They quietly allowed him to proceed.
As soon as the match began, Malak thrust his free hand outward and yelled at the top of his lungs, "Un-Truth!" Fearing the worst, Peppita crouched down to the ground and covered up her head in fear. A blast of energy flared up in the air directly to her right side and disappeared a moment later, followed by a similar blast directly to her left, and then another blast directly in front of her, and then another blast directly behind her...and then yet another blast directly in front of her just for good measure.
"Damn. That happens every time!" Malak cursed his horrid luck and reached into the knapsack by his side. "Oh well. Looks like I'll just have to go for Plan B!"
And with that, Malak withdrew a frog, of all things, and chucked it at Peppita. It landed a few feet away from her and exploded harmlessly, causing no damage at all. Well, it -would- have hurt her if it had landed a bit closer, but since Malak throws like a little sissy girl, that's as far as it went.
Malak took a few steps forward, threw another exploding frog, and was met with the same result as Peppita backed away just out of range. This continued for several minutes until one of Malak's frogs...um...malfunctioned? I guess? Is that even the right word here? Whatever. The stupid thing blew up in his face, knocking him out cold and giving Peppita the victory. A fitting end for one of the worst duelers in the history of the universe.
Peppita Rosetti: 51
Malak Galthana: 12
Tide
I don't see how Peppita could lose this. She has Magic Hook for range, Faerie Friend for damage, Instanto Blast has ID, etc. Not to mention she has a (albeit illegal) boss form.
Malak, meanwhile possesses Untruth, which should say enough alone, and...exploding frogs. Which unfortunately means little in the DL. And the deciding outcome of this match.
Maybe Malak should think about joining the circus instead of fighting in the future. At least that frog talent doesn't go unwasted.
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