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Taya has a simple goal; live long enough. Her powerful summoning spells can easily smash Chisato in a couple of blows, but the question is: will she live to get them? Chisato will certainly try to avoid that, and Taya isn't especially good at stopping physical assaults. It isn't a terrible situation for her, though! Her opponent's high damage attacks aren't fast, and her high speed attacks aren't damaging. Still, it's an uphill fight. Well, unless she thinks to have Atlas just kick her opponent out of the ring for a ringout. |
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Chisato's Rising Dragon has left a mark in an elven face, and the bruises are just getting started! This week, the violent, truth-seeking, skull-cracking DL hostess sets her sights on Taya, sweet sorcerer in the service of good. And while this girl can summon powerful spirits to do her bidding, she can't take a hit to save her life - perfect target practice for Chisato's unbridled rage in the service of her own amusement! If nimble feet can't stop Chisato Madison, brittle sorcerers just crumble and die upon the mere mention of Journalist Love! |
Joou Ranbu Chisato was in a bit of a pickle in this match. Apparently, her match had to be held up a day later than the scheduled - and she just had her nails done. Cracking her hapless opponent's skull open would ruin her hands. (Nevermind she'd just crack her nails while abusing Odin, but it's the principle of the thing) So, in order to maintain her nail polish intact (and possibly the Genova treaty), Chisato bribed a few judges to let her have a different sort of match. A... interview. You see, normally, Chisato isn't allowed to interview her opponents in the arena. After the fifth time sending Sephiroth crying into the forest, calling out for his mommy, they decided it was too dangerous of a "plot power" to let the journalist have. However, this was a matter of life and death. Mostly to the judges, anyway. So, under threats of heavy blackmail and property damage in ways they'd rather not find out, the bank of judges gave the green light to Madison. What happened afterwards, however, had to be kept secret. Nobody really knows exactly the things Chisato spilled out from Taya, but rumours of the sorceress running away to Mexico and adopting the identity of restaurant dishwasher "Frederico Vellasquez" are the newest rage among the DL gossip central. Another rumour has Taya admitting her lesbian affair with Tao, which would explain a sudden outburst of Taya X Tao yuri in the internet. A third rumour even speculates the existence of a Tiny Bikini in Shining Force 2, which could only be worn by Taya, revealing the fact that she would not be a woman, but a crossdresser from Malaysia. Nevertheless, Chisato had another politically incorrect win under her belt, about 100,000 extra Fol in her account and a story for the DL Times. Oh, yes: Chisato Madison broke her nails about twenty minutes after the interview thanks to Odin and Morte leering at her hands and cracking Penelope Pit-stop jokes. She didn't seem particularly mortified by that, either. Taya: 28 |
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