Season 29, Week 2
Olan Durai
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
More known for being sort-of related to one-time Godlike Champion, Cidolfas Orlandu, Olan Durai is nonetheless a dangerous Light in his own right. His opponent for this match is Relm Arrowny, a fan favorite. Olan isn't particularly worried about Relm's talent for bringing her stationary paintings to life, because his mighty Galaxy Stop technique will render her as motionless as a real sketch. After that, all he'll need to do is read to her for a while, and the match will be his. Maybe this will count toward the community service he's still required to serve for assaulting the entire DL audience back in Season 12.

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Relm, the cutest little girl around and the only person who dares call Strago "old fuddy-duddy", re-enters the DL today against the astrologer, Olan Durai, in what should prove to be an interesting match. Olan does have the feared Galaxy Stop, but his damage is woefully inadequate, and Galaxy Stop itself tends to miss rather often. However, Relm does have one trump card that Olan cannot counter: Control. Forcing him to Galaxy Stop himself constantly until he either cannot act or is completely frozen will give Relm the time she needs to dice him up with a Man Eater and make Strago proud of her!


Tide
This is epic. An astrologist against a painter. A man with knowledge of the stars against a young girl with unrivaled artistic genius. A dictionary against a knife.

I'll leave you to figure out what happens when they end up fighting. Here's a hint: A dictionary isn't a very good stabbing implement.

Olan Durai: 37
Relm Arrowny: 69

metroid composite
Olan has a Dictionary. Relm has a paintbrush. Game, set, match.