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The ninja-summoner Sheena is back for another stunning season in Light - and hey, what better season for the big-busted ninja to make her triumphant return in than Season XXX? While her opponent, the musician Nei, would pose more of a threat in Go Fish than in the Arena, it'll be Sheena's card mastery that propels her to victory nonetheless. Sheena's Life Seal for major healing, Absolute Seals to negate Nei's evasion, and Cyclone Seal to knock the frail musician on her cute little butt, and a summon to obliterate the poor girl in a heartbeat - after all, such a small girl certainly won't be able to take a five ton, bow-wearing gnome dropping on her head very easily. |
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This wandering elven minstrel may not seem too intimidating on the surface, especially given that this one doesn't even wield a bow. However, Nei breaks many such demeaning cliches, and is an invaluable ally in any team fight she's in thanks to the absurd power of her Jongleur Rune. Unfortunately, that Rune also does diddly squat for Nei herself, leaving her a bit out of her element in the ring - well, okay, close to completely out of her element. Fortunately, Nei's natural agility and considerable resistance to magic leave her well set in a fistfight such as this one, so the renowned kunoichi had best watch herself; the bards will soon be singing tales of her defeat. |
superaielman Jessica looked at Celes, dumbfounded. "How are we going to get into TimeLord's realm? It's not sealed anymore, but he's not easy to find. He can't be, considering what Royce and Xenobia would do if they ever got their hands on him. Hell, it's going to be hard enough to get away from the women's locker room." "Nei and Sheena aren't scheduled to fight for a few hours yet. We can hide out in that arena, at least until the judges arrive...and I think I know how to get the TimeLord's attention. You cast Accelerate, I'll cast Haste. Aim at the center of the arena." The two spells combined in the middle of the battlefield, creating a vortex of accelerated space. As the arcane energies accelerated and bounced off each other, space seemed to warp in on itself. The warp grew quickly, bathing the arena in strange light. As they walked toward it, Jess could feel heat coming from the light. "Now wha.. Celes, why are you taking off your clothes?" Jess looked over and saw Celes was calmly stripping down to her underwear. "This is the second part. Take off your clothes. Like I said, we're going to get the TimeLord's attention." Wasting no time, Celes yanked off Jessica's top. While the she worked on getting off Jessica's clothes, the magical field seemed to change. A reddish tint overlapped the light, as if something new was interacting with the competeting haste spells. Celes dropped Jessica's skirt, and scanned the empty arena. Eyeing a rippling patch of the ceiling, she yelled at the top of her lungs, "TimeLord, you pervert! Stop hiding behind your peeping spells and come out here!" The spells in the middle of the arena flared bright white, and then faded into nothingness. In their place stood a slim man with hair streaked white and black, holding a ball of magical energy and looking rather annoyed. His body was covered in runes, and his aura was that of that of an extremely dangerous fighter. "You summoned me? This had better be important." TimeLord approached the still scantily clad women, letting the magical energies near him dissipate. "I know there was a reason he and Edge got along so well…" Jessica's muttered, as she sized up the Mystic Lord. "Not now, Jessica. We need his help. Something's very wrong with the magical energies of the Duelling League. All of a sudden, Zidane Tribal and his band of pathetic perverts have gained immense power. It's not safe for women anywhere! And I haven't seen hide nor hair of Edge in all this, which is the weirdest part." Jess cut her friend off with a shrug. "Rumor says he's still recovering after his beating. He still hasn't said who managed to kick his ass like that. Or much of anything, for that matter." "Jessica pretty much covered it. I wouldn't be coming to you under most circumstances, but this is…dire." TimeLord's face twisted. "It is serious. While Time itself hasn't been affected by these events, I’ve seen strange fluctuations in Space during the past few days. It isn't my sphere of influence, but I might be able to turn up something. Let me see. Edge got attacked fairly recently…TimeRecord!" Raising his hands, TimeLord projected a large image against the arena wall. Scenes of life at the duelling league flashed by. The fights, the tears, the emotion. While it was interesting, and more than a little embarrassing for some, it didn't reveal anything about a possible rift. Jess and Celes were starting to look angry, when TimeLord's face lit up. "That's it! That's when the rift started." With a wave of his hand, TimeLord picked one file. Opening it up, the girls gasped at what they saw. Royce and Xenobia towered over Edge, both with malicious grins on their face. "Remember us?" Before Edge could even so much as raise his hands in defense, Royce fired off a Firebird, trapping Edge. "You humilated us and Ghaleon over, and over, and over...time to pay." Royce brought up her hands, summoning a giant lance. "You little freak. Who wants a pathetic reject like you in Season XXX? Both of us got in. Hell, even Vigoro and Zelos got in. No one wants a little pathetic loser like you around. We're going to make you suffer!" TimeLord let the spell wind down. "I’m not sure exactly why, but it is at this point that Space began to change. Whatever happened to Edge, it appears to have been to the benefit of Zidane. However, I can't tell you more. I can't claim even the slightest control over Space magic. We'll need more help." Before Jessica or Celes could respond, the arena doors burst open. Sheena and Nei ran in, with mixed looks of disgust and terror on their faces. "How dare Zidane do that?! He came into our dressing rooms, and declared me the winner because of my chest size! Then he had his goons try and strip me!" Sheena stood in front of Celes, dressed only in her underwear. "That bastard did the same to Nei." Nei stood next to Sheena, also stripped to her underclothing. She had a shellshocked look on her face, as if the horrible events had broken her in some way. "Mmmm." TimeLord’s brow furrowed for a second. "I think we need to make a visit to Lezard Valeth. He may be a loser, but he's also one of the DL's foremost experts on magical phenomena. Whatever's going wrong here needs to be fixed fast. He can help." "I hate to interrupt you, but we have company." Sheena pointed towards the door, where Zidane and what appeared to be a veriable army of perverts stood behind him. "Girls! I've been looking all over for you. Come to daddy!" TimeLord took one look at the group, and waved his hands. "Girls, I'm going to use Overdrive to get us to safer ground. Once that’s done, we'll be able to put a stop to this. I'll be defenseless, though…ready?" They nodded, and TimeLord stood in front of the massing army of losers. "Overdrive!" When time returned to normal, Celes, Sheena, Nei, Jessica, and the TimeLord stood in Lezard's room, with Zidane's group several miles behind. In front of them stood a very annoyed Lezard Valeth, his glowing hands on a massive tome of magic. "Someone care to explain why the master of all Time magic has appeared in my room with four nearly naked women?" It was then that Celes noticed that she had forgotten to dress after summoning TimeLord. Sheena Fujibayashi: 55 SuperSmash Master
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