Season 30, Week 4
Sheena Fujibayashi
(Tales of Symphonia)
 
The finals await Sheena, with only one pathetic opponent left - Zappa, with his mighty balls of iron. But not they can't stand up to a pure, unbridled chest of courage! Sheena's will dodge anything Zappa throws her way. A set of kitchen mittens will greatly reduce the Red innate's datoo, and her own ice-aligned Cards of Ice will strike a weakness. Sheena is in the perfect position to take down her foe - a single Power Seal Absolute followed by a Cyclone Seal will eliminate Zappa in record time.

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After smashing two Lights even punier than him, Zappa now faces a card-wielding ninja summoner. Okay. One could say that's an odd profession for a fighter, but Zappa - who's supposed to be a village blacksmith himself - fought alongside mushrooms, fairies, and 2 foot tall aliens, so it's doubtful he's even noticed the oddness. After a few quick hits against the not-so-durable ninja, followed up with his trademark Balls of Iron to the head, and Zappa will have smashed yet another opponent!


SageAcrin
A cute, busty, perky ninja girl.

A man with balls of iron. Stronger, more stamina, more capable of dominating her.

There was clearly only one way Sheena could win this.

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"..." A vast silence encompassed the arena, punctuated only by Zappa's screams, as they faded off into the distance.

"Well, that worked. Don't think I'm getting forgiven soon, though." Sheena said, sighing.

"...um. Colette. Did you really have to shove Corinne down Zappa's pants?" Lloyd said, swallowing repeatedly as he recalled the horrific devistation from the scene.

"...Yes." She replied simply, as she walked out of the arena.

Corinne, who had returned to Sheena just for this match, because Sheena had said she needed the little creature to win, is still not talking to Sheena.

As it turns out, neither are any perverts.

As for Zappa?

Well, it turns out he truly did have Balls of Iron. He'll be okay.

But the mental scars will last forever.

Sheena Fujibayashi: 49
Zappa: 28

Xan
Much as I hate to admit it, but Zappa wins due to the fact that he has the range advantage, and Sheena is notorious for dieing quickly if she doesn't achieve overlimit.