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Rikimaru is ABSOLUTELY unstoppable! Some may scoff at his notoriety, battle-prowess, or the sheer aura of immemorability he carries everywhere, but don't listen to those filthy heathens, folks! Rikimaru's a hot pimpin' mofo, and he juuuuuuuust has what it takes to succeed where his strikingly less sexy comrade Amada failed! And his first victim on the Rikimaru & Associates' chopping block is a... rather peculiar robotic specimen, better (?) known as Gadget Z. Z's not a bad love machine himself, with his well-done design and shapely curves, but he's quite simply no match for Rikimaru's old-fashioned sex appeal! No complex smiting, just two sexy beasts trading blows! No messy magic Runes to get in the way, just Passion versus Passion, machine versus man! That suits Rikimaru just fine, and after several rounds of fighting, he will finally silence that overgrown tin-can and show Light that he means business - for the ladies and against helpless gents! |
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Here he comes! The warrior of the future! The robotic barrel-crafted powerhouse! The one and only eternal love machine!!! IT'S GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADGET Z! Ready to amaze you with his superior mobility and peerless hammer work, he will astound audiences everywhere while pounding the opposition into submission! His tough exterior protects him well from the archaic weaponry his foes may wield, which purchases more time for the barrel warrior to complete the utter dismantling of all those who stand before him! His first foe is a mere human who calls himself one of the 108 Stars of Destiny. As if any human could match a barrel! Never mind that Rikimaru was one of the old 108 Stars of Destiny, a (weaker) compatriot of Gadget Z's older model! Shovelling aside such outdated technology will be a triviality, as Gadget Z begins his long-anticipated and longer-deserved run to eternal RPGDL glory! |
Orson Carola Rikimaru was sure he'd be able to win with no trouble. He even went so far as to sharpen his already razor-sharp blade. But is this why he was in the middle of the arena, hacking away at a machine made of wood that can't DIE? This better not be his loss. He's Rikimaru! He's got 1337 hunger skills...that's it! Trees are plants and plants are sometimes veggies, so maybe eating Gadget Z would win it for him? He immediately started biting into Gadget Z, who felt nothing, because of being a robot. After some 6 minutes of dinnertime, Rikimaru was stuffed...but then a horrible pain erupted from his stomach. Turns out maybe eating a barrel isn't the most advisable of methods, and he soon learned this lesson after his stomach filled with splinters and machine parts, causing a hole in Rikimaru to open up, allowing what little was left of Gadget Z to appear again. Since the main module still showed signs of activity, Gadget Z was given the win. Rikimaru: 19 |
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