Season 32, Week 5
Shante
(Arc the Lad Collection)
 
After three draining battles, Shante is finally in reach of her goals: the elusive Light championship, and an upgrade to Middle. The final opponent blocking the songstresses' path is none but the darling of Light championships, Virginia. Of course, the lady gunner may be competent, but Shante has just the tools to take her down where she stands. Divide to whittle away her HP, Sleep Wind to leave her helpless, and Silence to seal the ever dangeous Gatling. This may be Shante's toughest battle yet in the DL, but she's not going to quit unless she's victorious.

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Well, well, well. Look where little Virginia Maxwell has ended up at again. Last time she was here, the young drifter pulled off an easy victory - and this time will be no different! With her speed and quickdraw skills, Virginia can take and keep the lead throughout the match. A constant barrage of bullets will keep the songstress on the defensive, and each shot fired will bring the dreaded 10 Bullet Gatling closer and closer. It’s time for Virginia to spread her wings again and soar to another Light championship. After this, nobody will ever doubt her ability to fly high again.


Gatewalker
The stands in the Light arena were nearly empty, setting a record low for the attendance of any finals match, even in Light. The only souls in sight were the castmates and friends of the two fighting. It seemed that everyone else was packed into the Godlike and Middle arenas like sardines in a can, just waiting to see Myria take her fourth championship or watch Belselk and Marisa go at it in what many were calling the best fight of the season. Hell, even the perverts couldn’t seem to be bothered to show up, and they normally turn out in force for a match like this.

Well, ok, the perverts were missing for an entirely different reason. It seems that Clive and Elc did a little sniping, burning and general mangling of any pervert they could get their hands on before the match started, and left clear warning that they would do much worse to any pervert who decided to crash the fight. It was a pretty effective tactic too, every pervert who didn’t get roughed up beforehand decided that cowardice was the better part of valor, and left well enough alone. Well, all except for one. Young master Sheena Lepant was not about to be scared off by a couple of ruffians, even if one of them was a Godlike. After all, he was judging this match, and made it very clear that the moment someone touched him, he was calling disqualification. Right now, he was the man with the power, and he was going to abuse it.

Which he did by turning the fight into a bikini mud wrestling match, of course. No real surprise there, but what was surprising was that Shante and Virginia(well, once she got Maya’s go ahead, anyway) were quite ok with it. One quick change into their bikinis later, and the two young women were struggling with all their might for a championship in a pool of slippery mud while the small crowd(mostly Gallows and Maya, really) cheered them on.

At first, it seemed Virginia would have the upper hand, with her natural slipperiness only being enhanced by all this mud, and her experience in, ah, ‘handling’ other women. In short order the drifter had the songstress pinned down, and almost had the victory, if it weren’t for one small issue. She couldn’t stop laughing.

Shante, sensing her imminent defeat, decided to take a gamble and stopped struggling under Virginia’s pin, and started tickling instead. It paid off, as Virginia is apparently very ticklish. Before long, their positions were reversed, and it was Shante who was holding her opponent down for the pin, and then getting the win when Virginia just couldn’t stop laughing long enough to fight back.

While Shante got the championship, there were no hard feelings or bitterness after the fight. In a sense, everybody won, really. Shante got her championship and showed the world that Elc wasn’t the only worthwhile fighter to come out of their cast. Virginia and Maya got Shante to agree to come have dinner with them sometime, to celebrate her victory. Sheena, Gallows and the rest of the crowd got, well, it’s pretty obvious what they got out of this. All in all, this was a good day for everyone.

Unless you count all those poor mangled perverts, but who ever counts them?

Shante: 31
Virginia Maxwell: 30

IhatethisCPU
...I'll vote for anyone, if they have the strength to SHUT VIRGINIA UP! So, go Shante.

Lezard Valeth
Shante and Virginia after some exhausting minutes in the match decides to settle the score with a song in line with last week match (insert link here).

Shante won of course however after a near fatal incident in which a cloak assassin who use a double barreled shotgun nearly killed Virginia during the match, Shante who was near her pushed her out of the way.

Virginia still takes some of the shells as does Shante, but Shante decides to give her victory to Virginia. Why you ask? Suffice to say Shante is feeling kind of generous and decides if her opponent won she won't stop preaching about spreading your wings.

Some time later....

"So Jet let's ride into the sunset and spread our wing."

Jet replied,.....(why can't she just keep her trap shut)

Virginia notice Jet's lack of attention, wave her hand in front of him, "earth to Jet, come in Jet".

"Cut that out will ya" *Shoves her hand away*

"Good", Virginia replied, "Let's go" as she rides her white horse into the sunset.

"'Sigh' here we go again," Jet mumbled as his horse trailed behind Ginny's

Silverlocke980
Virginia vs. a parasitic healer? Hilarious.

Remember, Virginia has a one-hit "doom move" that makes the toughest people bow down- Gatling, at full power, has enough raw physical damage to cripple a Heavy, let alone kill anybody in Light.

Her opponent is a healer, in Light, from an Arc the Lad game.

I think I've said enough.

Nice try, Shante! See you again next tournament.