Season 33, Week 4
Reis Dular
(Final Fantasy Tactics) 		 
When evil attacks, the forces of good shall always prevail against the darkness! This very fight in the semifinals of Light is symbolic of that eternal struggle. Reis' Holy Dragon powers will symbolize the very essence of all that is good, against the not so mighty Evil Gaia, a creature born of death and destruction, literally embodying all that is wrong in the world. It's almost like a Breath of Fire plot all over again, when an evil demon tries to destroy all and only a sacred dragon stands in their way...granted, this battle is one is of Light proportions, so the level of epicness isn't quite so high. What is high, though, is Reis' durability against magical attacks - which are all Evil Gaia has. She can easily last long enough to kill with a constant barrage of elemental Bracelets, crushing the dark one once and for all!

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 REJOICE! THE ALL-POWERFUL, ALL-KNOWING EVIL GAIA! HAS ONCE AGAIN ARRIVED AT THE SEMI-FINALS, AND WOE TO ALL THOSE WHO DARE CHALLENGE ITS MIGHT! EVIL GAIA SHALL DESTROY THIS PUNY DRAGONER! REIS LACKS THE RESILIENCE OF EVIL GAIA'S PREVIOUS FOES, BEING FAR FRAILER TO MAGIC THAN ANY OF THEM! THE TERRIFYING MAGICKS OF BURN!, POIZN! AND HOWL! SHALL MAKE MINCEMEAT OF THE FOOLISH GIRL! MEANWHILE, EVIL GAIA'S RESILIENCE IS BEYOND COMPARE: AS A FINAL BOSS WITH RESISTANCE TO THE ELEMENTS, EVIL GAIA HAS NOTHING TO FEAR FROM REIS' "BRACELETS"! EVIL GAIA SHALL RISE TO THE TOP OF THIS WORTHLESS DIVISION, AND REND, SLAUGHTER, AND DEVOUR ALL THE FOOLS THAT STAND IN ITS WAY!

Sei
A little known fact about the highly volatile nultiverse of the DL is that it has a great appreciation for classical themes. If it can get away with something, it will tweak the laws of reality just to watch the familiar stories unfold.

Take this battle for example: A (mostly) silent dragon hero(ine) against a being of great evil.

And thus it occured that Reis suddenly gained inspiration for a new skill and fired off a Kaiser Bracelet at the hapless Evil Gaia, splattering his remains hither and thither and fro as she walked out of the arena while carrying the now winged Beowolf in her arms to go to the nearest castle to make out.

Reis Dular: 44
Evil Gaia: 27

Gatewalker
Jude winced at the scene in the arena as he tried to talk to his new friend Justin, “So, uh, that thing in there was you guys’ big great evil?”

Justin grinned and nodded enthusiastically, “Yeah, and we kicked it’s butt into next week! Impressive, huh?”

“Uh yeah…impressive, sure. Uh, watch out!” Reacting quickly and dragging Justin down by the arm, Jude ducked a large chunk of Evil Gaia that Reis just flung out of the ring in her rather vicious goring of the ‘Great Evil’. Sighing, Jude just slid down under a seat to avoid the splattering parts that he knew were coming. And I thought our enemies were wimpy…