Season 34, Week 2
Lyonesse
(Brigandine)
 
The Queen of Leonia once again must step into the arena of the Dueling League in order to protect all those she holds dear. This week, she faces a man who, while not a pushover, she will have will give her little to no trouble. Zweig will be unable to do any serious harm to the Queen once she has Protected herself. In addition, when he attacks her, she will gladly counter him with her crystalline weapon. And on her turns, she will drop powerful Divine Rays upon Zweig - damage that he has no way to avoid or counter. It will be a simple enough match for her to win.

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Forcing an archaeologist away from his studies just to participate in this farce of a battle? Hmph! Obviously, the people in charge of this League don't have their priorities straight. Thankfully, Zweig's opponent for this week doesn't seem to be much of a duelist. A frail little queen of a theocratic kingdom who's more used to flinging spells from afar while her soldiers and monsters keep her enemies away... clearly someone who shouldn't be anywhere near an arena. A few thwacks of his bo staff should drop her, then it's back to the important things in life.


SageAcrin
The crack of skin meeting skin.

The high pitched cries of pain, the sobbing, the weeping, as each combatant gave it their all, in this, the most epic of slapfights.

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"Why are Euram and Solt slapping each other in place of you fighting?" Lorelai asked, as she watched the incredibly dramatic battle take place on the arena floor.

"I figured it would be more entertaining than me beating a girl no one cared about to death with a stick. My chances may be worse this way, but..." Zweig shrugged.

"You know, I asked one of Lyonesse's friends, first. He sai-" "Oh, shut up." Zweig mumbled, as he watched Solt crumple to the floor. "Damnit. Euram would grow a backbone near the end of the fight. Oh well, guess I lose." He said, repeatedly cutting off Lorelai's attempts to talk, as he stalked out of the arena.

"...you know, he was cutting me off for a reason. I guess he must have already heard Dryst saying Lyonesse just agreed to this because beating Zweig to death with her orb thing would have been more pathetic. Oh well." Lorelai shrugged.

Lyonesse: 29
Zweig: 18