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White Wizard (Final Fantasy) |
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Being a generic character class has never felt so good! After flexing his/her muscles against another healing machine, White Wizard can move past ToP’s own healing machine, Mint, and onto every duelist's goal: the finals! But now he/she faces a different kind of opponent! The thieving and roguish Rennac is not a man of high moral character, so it is a White Wizard’s job to smite him as punishment for his injustices against the world (not least of which is standing between WW and a title)! Against Ruse and a seemingly endless supply of healing, Rennac’s puny sword attacks will be reduced to nothing. No amount of dodging will keep Holy from penetrating his defenses. Rennac might be a quick fighter, but the sheer power of white magic will overwhelm him. |
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Rennac has brutalized all foes on the road to the crown! Now this White Wizard shall know the will of a real hero of the people soon enough! Rennac's extreme agility and amazing strength are more than any Light can handle, particularly a slow, frail, defensively inept healer. See that hammer it carries? Rennac has a sword, for instant weapon triangle advantage! With that, White Wizard's ability to even hit Rennac will be nearly infinitesimal! And with every failed hit, Rennac can counter with a Killing Edge blow, a strike likely to eliminate the White Wizard in a single stroke. Magic? Rennac's resistance and sexy evasion take care of that. Nothing can stop the greatest Rogue in the world - the one and only Rennac shall make his mark upon Light here and now! |
Joou Ranbu The battle would be fierce. The Light finals, White Wizard and Rennac. Two combatants. Two weary veterans. One way to settle this brutal dispute... A Baking Stepmania Contest. Things seemed to go pretty well for Rennac in the contest, by the way. Not only he could -dance- to the sound of your typical Paranoia-like lunatic song, he was a surprisingly competent cook, churning out delicious chocolate-chip cookies and Black Forest cakes like a swift breeze. White Wizard, with its clunky robe and inept hands, couldn't quite say the same. Getting an E in Easy Mode Boys isn't exactly impressive, nor were her burned frisbees of brownies. Sadly, a meteor landed on Rennac in the middle of the match, and White Wizard won by default. Rumors say that it also stole all the baked goods during the mess. Meanwhile, a drunk Galuf is now running away from the Meteor Police. White Wizard: 56 |
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