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Bowser SMASHED his puny opponent last week. This week looks to be no different, as he fights another blonde haired suikoden loser. Terrorize is sure to SMASH the puny Gremio's pathetic attack power even lower, and Bowser's MIGHTY physicals (By light standards...) should help bring him a step closer to escaping light. |
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Strangely, Gremio actually won a battle last week. His victory over the artery clogger known as Solt was a great victory for cooks everywhere. This week, Gremio hopes to create a new recipe for turtle soup out of his opponent, the mighty Bowser. That, however, will not be easy. While Gremio's axe is much better than a ginsu knife, Bowser actually can fight back, unlike Solt. Indeed, Gremio will have to use all of his skills and knowledge of cooking to defeat the mighty turtle, before he himself is turned into a yaoi-bait pancake. Will Gremio succeed where Shredder failed many times before? |
Dark Holy Elf Unlike Jacques, Gremio was actually ready for the OLD SK00L Bowser Butt-Stomp. He just wasn't fast enough to get out of the way. Bowser Koopa: 18 |
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