Season 5, Week 1
Frog
(Chrono Trigger) 		 
In his own game, Frog is out-damaged by everyone except the party healer. That's normally a very bad thing, but Tellah's astoundingly poor durability means that it will barely bother him this week! Frog should have no trouble taking down Tellah with his Leap Slash, and Frog Squash will annihilate the frail Sage if the conditions are right (and Frog's feeling uncharacterstically cruel...) With the overwhelming advantage in battle prowess, Frog's biggest enemy this week is himself - can he overcome his chivalrous nature enough to actually attack his elderly opponent?

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 This violent, vengful old man is in for a interesting match this week. On the one hand, his foe has very little that can kill even a weak old man in one shot. On the other hand, his foe has full healing. Lots of it. And doesn't mind statuses much. Tellah can hope to make this a long battle, by using his support spells like Haste, Protect and Shell, and attempt to use his bad MP draining and healing to keep himself alive. But it's definatly an uphill fight...

DragoonJay
You know you're pathetic when...
-Even scaled, your opponent one hit kills you through your physical.
-Your best status change that might actually work will actually benefit your opponent in the long run (if you call being chased by a love-struck inventor who thinks you're a dish a benefit).
-Your best spell kills you.
-Your second best spell sets your opponent up for a devastating killing blow.

Frog: 25
Tellah: 5

MeepleLard
Tellah: Toad!
Frog: ...What be the basis behind thine strategy?
TEllah: well, I thoguht you...wait, your already an Amphibian! DAH! I concede...
Frog: ...his trump card be turning me into a Frog?

Dhyerwolf
The fact that Tellah's picture resembles a long dead skeleton doesn't really hint at him winning the match.

Pipe Dreamer
As a Knight of Guardia, Frog had vowed to protect the weak and the elderly.

Unfortunately, he had also vowed to slay all users of forbidden and powerful magic that take millennia to charge.

For Tellah, though, the most unfortunate thing about it is that newer rules supercede older ones in the official Code of Behavior for Guardian Knights. And as the protect-the-elderly rule was written long before anyone realized magic existed...

Tylor H
Sure, Tellah has nothing that can kill his opponent in one shot, with the exception of an unreliable death spell. But, he had a different strategy in mind as he entered the arena.

One casting of his Frog spell later, and a semi-grateful Glenn threw the match in appreciation of once more being human.