Season 45, Week 4
Zoah
(Chrono Cross)
 
GUNS AND BULLETS COULD NOT STOP THE MIGHTY ZOAH. HIS MAGNIFICENT MUSCLES ARE TOO MIGHTY TO BE STOPPED BY PUNY WEAPONS. YUKIMARU WILL LEARN THIS IS TRUTH UNENDING. ZOAH WILL BREAK HER PUNY SWORD ON HIS RIPPLING MUSCLES AND THEN HE WILL SHOUT IN HER EAR UNTIL SHE IS DEAF AND THEN PUNCH HER INTO AN AIRPLANE, BUT ONLY IF AN AIRPLANE IS IN THE WAY AND STOPS HER BALLISTIC ACSENT BEFORE SHE HITS A SPACE STATION. ZOAH'S VOICE GIVES HIM SUPER STRENGTH. IT WILL MAKE HIM LIGHT CHAMPION. ZOAH CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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The power of her mantra has propelled Yukimaru far, and Zoah will provide the best test yet for the zam master. The hard rocking Deva is a well-rounded warrior, with few flaws in his technique and an indomitable will. Yukimaru will have to draw upon all her training, become totally focused upon zam in order to tackle such a worthy foe. However, as Zoah has no defense against Ice, the full power of Midare Fubuki will be in effect, cutting down even the hardened Zoah in short order. All that's required is the focus to deliver these decisive blows, total concentration... zam...


Cryo
Yukimaru. A master of water and ice techniques.

Zoah: A guy in heavy metal armor.

Fortunately, the healers in the DL know CPR, so Zoah drowning wasn't such a bad thing for him. Except that his helmet had to be removed. Unfortunately, this required them actually removing his head. Which made the whole CPR thing moot. The DL healers know how to handle decapitations too, so everything turned out all right.

Yukimaru can still brag that she decapitated someone without actually letting her blade touch the enemy, Zam.

Zoah: 18
Yukimaru: 20