Season 46, Week 2
Imoen
(Baldur's Gate series)
 
Heya! Imoen, the plucky thief mage, is back in the DL and ready to rock! Given that her opponent is just a child archer, this fight shouldn't be complicated. A mix of Mirror Image and Mislead to mess with Chelsea's weak attacks, a helping of Haste to keep her space (and speed up her own strikes) and a weaving of Web to tie her waifish opponent down (and no doubt fuel many a foul fetish)... all these should guarantee a swift surrender. If not, she always has her allotment of Acid Arrows and a whole mess of Magic Missiles...

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Whoosh, zoom and bang! With her handy-dandy bow in hand, Chelsea Torn, faithful kid archer under Garr Kelvin's care and staunch world defender, is ready to punish all bad guys and all ugly faces from the face of DL Light! And, while that Imoen girl is anything but a bad guy (after all, she's good AND a girl), she's very much in the ugly territory. Chelsea doesn't like that, no she doesn't! So, all she has to do is pelt that frail Imoen girl (who sorta looks like a guy anyway) with her arrows and win! Isn't that really, really easy?


superaielman
This is about as interesting as you expect. Imoen uses Shadow Door, wins. Or Imoen statuses out Chelsea, wins. Or Imoen outslugs Chelsea, wins.

How about Imoen dresses up like a stripper, wins?!

...That would be unwise. Just ask Bhaalspawn and what's left of the last person (Jon) who tried that.

Imoen: 18
Chelsea Torn: 8