Season 47, Week 1
Jet Enduro
(Wild Arms 3)
 
Scavenging both the wastelands and DL Light, Jet Enduro returns to yet another attempt at a title bid. There isn't much further to fall for the poor drifter, having dropped all the way from Heavy. Unlike duellers like Worker 8, however, it'll be an arduous journey to upgrade again for Jet! Nevertheless, he begins this season with a chance of a win! He faces Nikki, famed singer of questionable gender and pathetic strength. Jet's got solid across the board statwise, while Nikki is none too spectacular... so it will be up to Jet to make some sweet music with his machine gun and teach Nikki the hardest lesson of all: to never bring a guitar to a gun fight!

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Nikki knows what emo is all about, and how to be emo. Just look at that getup - it's not just for show and glamour! He knows pirates - look at his burly father! Plus, Nikki knows winning - look at his... erm... getup, yes!! Chrono Cross's shock glam rocker ripoff may be rotting in Light for very good reasons, but it's not like he's -that- irredeemably incompetent. I mean, his momma was a mermaid! Yup! If that isn't the sign of someone who really knows combat, I don't know what is. He'll smash and pick his way to victory and glory with his Limelight powers - as countless histories have proven, the guns of the oppressor can't stop the power of tranny rockers... wait just a minute there.


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Jet's best at being a quick, tough item boy. It's a talent of his, and one that got him well rewarded. A quick dash to the NR arena and escorting back some vampire hunter to Mewtwo (Ricther couldn't get into the arena by himself) and Kyogre had earned him the right to select his own judge for the fight. A quick consultation with fellow drifter Clive gave him the idea to use Jecht as ref for his battle with Nikki.

The results were as predictable as a sunrise. Jecht quickly tore into the freakish Nikki for his outfit, his makeup, his choice of career... and on and on. It didn't take long for Nikki to leave the arena crying (Where a well placed machine gun burst from Jet made sure he stayed out).

Who said that being item boy was a bad thing?

Jet Enduro: 38
Nikki: 11