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Jet Enduro (Wild Arms 3) |
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Jet has the powers of the divine machine gun. He is The Man with the Machine Gun, with a distinct history of being awesomeness incarnate. Jet's might isn't only godlike, it's druglike. If you aren't addicted to Jet? You aren't alive, man. You'll get to see him display mad gunning skills both in normal motion and under Accelerator's power. It is amazing. Once you have had a good hit of Jet's absolute power, you will never do anything else. Mentats are for chumps when Jet is around with his Machine Gun. He is a Man. He has a Machine Gun. He is the Man With A Machine Gun. And he totally owns this Nana person. Who the hell brings yo-yos to a fight anyway? |
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High noon. A tumbleweed rolls through the deserted street. The saloon doors burst open - it's time to duel. But the West isn't like what it used to be. Virginia's dueling pistols rust unused, as this callow youth is cheatin' slime, bringing his curiously ineffective holy machinegun. Two can play that game, though. If Jet wants to up the ante with a rapid-fire weapon, Nana will be unleashing the deadly might of her electric Yo-yo. This duel is going to be simple: mano-a-mano gun-yo combat with neither mercy nor remorse. And Nana, with the superior weapon, will win. Cuz' in the Wild West, you don't mess with the yo-yo - not even with a machinegun. |
SageAcrin And so, a cute person in a pink parka gets hit by a low-flying 777. Jet Enduro: 29 |
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