The RPG Duelling League


Season 48, Week 1
Oulan (Suikoden II)			Banon (Final Fantasy VI)
OULAN SMASH. The man-hating lady warrior is pumped up, fists clenched, ready to put a few lecherous mooks in their place! And she's about to pummel the worst kind of them all: an ugly old man! Who cares if Banon isn't actually a creepy perv? It's all about principles, and Oulan's principles state that violence against the manly shall prevail. With her relentless flurry, Oulan will break Banon's bones in a hurry, and an Angry Dragon finisher should be just the topping to stop his Health spam once and for all. Against Oulan's might, Banon may as well write his will, as his time of reckoning has come!	V	S	Unlike his opponent, Banon may not be the most imposing of opponents, but many foes have learned not to underestimate him the hard way. After all, with his infinite healing and plenty of evasion to annoy people to submission, Banon is a wily foe to take down. Oulan may have potent attacks, but she'll have to get them to hit in order to emerge victorious. And while she's busy missing attack after attack, Banon will have plenty of chances to slowly wear her down. Even if she lands a lucky hit, Health will restore his lagging vitality and eke a win out of this misandrist butch.

Ayra Being a masterful, wise and important leader (Although he certainly never displayed any of that ever), Banon figured out an easy way to drastically improve his chances. Oulan's power mainly came from her rage against men. So what if she isn't actually facing a man? While he unfortunately didn't seem to have gained magical girl powers from it, Banon was quite thankful for Jessica's help in choosing 'appropriate' clothes from her collection. Some additional make-up, and voila! An opponent Oulan wouldn't dare to really hurt. Confident in his newfound female-ness, newly renamed Banone entered the arena, victory certain to come within a few short hours of staff hits... Only to receive a beating that made him long for the days of getting smacked by Ultros tentacles on a raft. In hindsight, maybe his 'make-over' would have worked a bit better if he had actually shaved his humongous beard... Oulan: 45 Banon: 9 superaielman Appearances don't matter, it's the actions that do. While Oulan and Banon look far different, their actions are the same. They seek to protect the people from a horrible empire at all costs, and are devoted to their duty. They also really like young women. Oulan could have pummeled Banon into the dirt, Banon could have made Oulan look really bad in front of several ladies by taking forever to die. They instead settled their differences like civilized people- by rigging the fight. Banon takes a dive after giving a heroic speech, and Oulan doesn't critical him into the ER for the next several seasons. d Banon and his epic beard of epicness demolish Oulan.

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