Season 48, Week 2
Snowe
(Suikoden IV)
 
If ever there was a duel that fits the “Death is not an option” saying, it would be this one. A flaming monkey, facing against the jank-ass Snowe? Christ. Of course, luckily for Snowe, this match is not a deadly skirmish, just a plain old duel. Sten isn’t bad for a Light, but he can’t match Snowe plentiful healing nor a full set of Diamond equips boosts. These mend both Snowe magical and physical durability, making him all the more effective in the end. All those people who laughed at Snowe… saying they'll have to eat their words is a wee bit much, but Snowe should have few problems winning the match even so.

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What a rare treat! Sten gets to fight someone who is even more deplorable than he is! While Sten improved over the course of his game, Snowe just kept getting worse and worse, which is just pathetic. Is it any surprise, then, that Sten is going to light this bastard on fire and enjoy every second of it? It shouldn't be. Sten's method of picking up women may not be... refined in the least, but at least the man-monkey doesn't run away like a pansy if he gets a little bruised. Snowe does, though. So, how do you think he'll react to being char-broiled? Here's a hint: It involves lots of flailing and ineffectual screaming.


Clear Tranquil
Life is a hot spot of mistakes with the purpose being to learn from them. A path lined with roses with hurtful thorns that rend and tear but next time you’ll know better, be better prepared to avoid those thorns. If you can heal from those tears, learn from those mistakes then maybe just maybe you’ll reach the beauty at the end of the path, find the person you always really wanted to be, remember what was special to you, who you are at heart. Despite all his trials and tribulations Snowe is a knight at heart. Knight - A defender, champion, or zealous upholder of a cause or principle. This season Snowe made it his duty to champion for the DL defending it and it’s citizens from their intelligence being rent asunder and them being rendered brain dead by a stupid monkey. Sten himself might not be evil by nature but stupidity isn’t exactly a cause or principle that should be upheld and encouraged either. Defending such a thing from going any further in the arena this season is a much more worthy one. Afterall stupidity can be contagious and Sten spreading his stupidity throughout the DL? No we can’t have that. Nobody's saying Snowe is the poster child for intelligence either but here we have the lesser of two evils and at least Snowe's trying to make admends for his sins. Sten just wants to run riot. Snowe "Smite!"

Snowe: 26
Sten: 11