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Perverted old men and even more perverted frogs? Crushed like the horrible, unworthy bugs they were. The only thing left in the halls of Light is one regrettable, ugly as sin fool that Titania should handle with little trouble, and delectable, wonderful ladies for Oulan to protect. Mmm, a truly wonderful future ahead. Mel's a solid little lass, sure, but not a real match for Oulan, the staunch protector of women. Excellent defense and berserker strength make up for any speed/evade advantage here. Branky won't save her from a spanking at Oulan's capable hands, and he certainly won't be a part of her estrogen brigade! |
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The big, bad wolf and its adorable girl sidekick (or is it the other way around?) have perservered yet again and live to fight another round! After triumphing over alien technology, Mel and Branky come up against sheer brute force. Mel obviously doesn't have the physical strength to compete with Oulan, so trickery will be the name of the game here. The plan? Engage Branky in a conversation with Oulan while Mel pounds the snot out of her, hopefully unnoticed. The Devil Doll Rune on Branky will surely be the final blow, saved for when Branky has a huge "secret" to tell Oulan. Obviously, that secret will be "you lose." |
Browbeat Let us briefly sum up the key features of the fighters before us: Oulan, a woman who takes 'strongarm tactics' so literally that armor and physics bow to her will (as much as they do to a Light, anyway). With decent speed and passable defence, this woman feels most a home in a good ol' fashioned scrap. Mel, on the other hand, is a peppy young girl with a fetish for ventriloquism. While we have learned that defenceless cute young girls are nothing to sniff at when it comes to the DL, her only real hat trick is a wolf sock-puppet that breathes fire. While novel, Oulan can do this by igniting her breath with an errant spark after a good night's drinking with Victor and Humphrey. The only problem here is that Oulan does her best to protect young girls in need, and Mel just has that coquettish look about her... Perhaps Chaco can convince her that the puppet has, indeed, possessed the young girl and only a sound beating can free her adolescent mind... Let's enjoy the pummelling for what it's worth. Oulan: 34 |
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