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Psyenergy takes a deadly toll on even the smartest, fiercest foes. Guess what Frank isn't and win nothing! Garet's mental powers are just the thing to teach Frank to shut up forever, with the near perfect status that Frank can't block, tons of damage and deadly Djinn summons for good measure. Who cares if Isaac's longtime friend babbles like an idiot and has a stupid haircut. He's still far cooler than Frank, and has enough power to level the idiotic ninja wannabe. He may play second fiddle normally, but he'll get a hero's welcome after smashing failure with the power of his mind! |
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Flay isn’t the only grand hero to grace us in this semifinals week! Light’s premier Brazilian ninja has also made it to the second round, and he’s out to prove that muscles trumps mysticism - well, once again! While Garet may on the surface be a fighter, he’s heavily reliant on his psynergy skills and Djinn unleashes for victory. However, Frank immunes Garet's paralysis tricks, and his ITE techs ignore the effects of Delusion; coupled with his superior speed and his excellent HP, Frank should have few troubles taking down his lifeless opponent with his signature bowling style. |
Meeplelard "Dear DL Audience. We apologize for the lack of this...fight on grounds that neither contestant has shown up. One opponent has apparently gone off to complete a SECRET NINJA MISSION to which the details are left unknown. The other is apparently stuck in an infinite loop of asking questions to to Suikoden Mains and Breath of Fire Ryus in an attempt to find out what the right time to enter the arena is. Instead, you may watch this ending sequence from a so called 'Xenosaga 3'" ...the entire Audience screamed and ran out of the Arena. Being spared one match of idiocy does not equate sitting through 2 hours of pain inducing plot. As for who won the match? It was decided on the coin toss, not because it was a logical thing to do, but because it was agreed that a Coin has higher brain capacity than both opponents combined. Garet: 19 |
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