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After defeating another adept flyer, beating up a honest-to-goodness pedestrian should be a (no pun intended) walk in the park. It also doesn’t hurt that Landis’ opponent this time is an unjunctioned FF 8 PC, and one with a non-fatal limit at that. Of course, the winger’s S rank in Freeze will likely mean that even if Selphie finds herself in the limit range, she’ll probably be stunned or fatally paralyzed anyways. And if she still gets a limit? Fatal paralysis and Selphie’s lackluster damage mean that healing won’t get her far; Landis’ S in Magic Resistance will mean that any magical limit Selphie attempts to cast will come up short, especially when paired with his healing critical. Selphie may as well just swallow some of that sugar she loves so much and call it a day, because the only End she’ll be seeing here is her own. |
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A little bit of sucrose, fructose, dextrose...anything with a mix of carbon and oxygen bonds is all it takes for the Garden soldier to stand tall and fight off even the scariest of opponents. And boooy is Landis scary! Despite being a scary wing-thing he's about as impotent as an old man. When you have the ability to banish the ultimate sorceress to infinity with a single thought, a freak with a scythe isn't too tough. All Landis can do is attack things slowly, while Selphie, hyped on sugar, is more than agile enough to avoid and counter anything he throws her way. Besides, nunchucks are the ideal weapon to catch hold of and disarm a giant, slow, fumbling scythe. And without that scythe, Landis is out of luck - give Selphie enough time, and anything will fall to the great void beyond with a single, innocent, The End. |
Taishyr Evil Selphie was determined. Evil Selphie was all-powerful. Evil Selphie wa- wait, what? ----------------- "oh mi god you're goth just like me that's so hot do you like trains i like trains like to see them crash an burn and everyone suffer cuz like life is suffering and pain and black mascara and clothing and stop poking me it won't do anything and like i've got this gf not girlfriend but guardian force and his name is doomtrain it's not really legal but i can summon it and crash it into people and like it goes boom and bang and then everyone feels emo just like us and it's so awesome how grimdark it is like totally so hey do you like BITGOYSWB i so like them their lyrics about cutting babies into paste like the grimdark corporations do in all the goth stories but i haven't been able to find any of those corporations so i can help them so i guess i'm doing this myself but that's okay because we all die alone and cold like my stuffed bunny he's so cold inside except when i'm sleeping with him but that's okay because he's my bestest friend ever and he's like actually a vampire bunny he drew blood from squall when he tried to touch him it was so rad mr bunny was like rawr and squall was like yipe and now he won't come near mr. bunnicula of the grimdark castle train of our souls and he's like a bunny ninja too cuz no one ever sees him coming but anyway i think lavey was kinda silly with how he interpeted things but that's okay because he was just trying to capture an image of the darkness within us all and anyone who does that is like my bestest best friend of all and there's this one candy bar i really like..." ------ The match was eventually decided by Landis just picking Selphie up and setting her down outside the arena. It's impossible to tell if Freeze actually kicked in or not from his repeated jabs, as she hasn't stopped talking yet; Landis hasn't left himself yet, and is still listening to her. Apparently he feels bad for her or something. Landis: 36 |
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