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Ahahahahahahaha, this really calls for a shot of whiskey. Opera Vectra, the famed Tetragene adventurer, having to face the infamous Ramus Farmain? The only way this could be more of a freebie fight was if they called for Jogurt. And since Opera has no qualms with getting it easy in a fight, she'll take this as an opportunity to have all the fun she can have with the fat, worthless merchant. One has to wonder how well can an overweight geek dance under pressure - and the three-eyed alien gunner knows just how to find out. Firing volley after volley of @ on One bullets, she intends to make the fatty move like he never has before! After this fight, he might even have something to thank Opera for, because that'd be enough exercise to make him lose a few dozen pounds! Well, if he doesn't get shot first. |
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Everyone's favorite aspiring merchant is set. For once, he's been given an opponent he has a solid chance against. Proceeds from selling Quark's... emissions... have already given Ramus a good head start on money and his own shop in Meribia. He can start by secretly funding Seifer's musical career and making certain that new-fangled "rap" music distracts the kids. As for the idle rich... well, Ultros has already shown a propensity for interference here, so he should be easy to convince to Ramus's side. And money gained from robbing Setzer can be used to lobby building inspectors to declare Opera's House in violation of code and in need of demolition. Any remaining singers will be shot by his crossbow... hmm, Luna might not like that part, better keep it a secret it from her. The point is, Opera's days are numbered! |
Gatewalker Come on, it's Ramus. This is like shooting fish in a barrel here. Only in this case it's a particularly slow and fat fish in a very small barrel. Being shot at with giant lasers instead of normal bullets. This...is not pretty. Opera Vectra: 42 |
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