Season 56, Week 2
Black Wizard
(Final Fantasy)
 
Though he may not be the most sensitive of all magi, the Black Mage doesn't need it with his brutal versatility. Solt may be pretty dense, much like Black Wizard's sword-loving compatriots, but it's not enough to save him from Black Mages' terrifying powers, and this match should be a simple case of "cast the spell, make people fall down". XXX or the aptly-named NUKE will be more than enough to stop the pathetic, unmitigated suck that is Solt. Easy, right? Of course - when you've downed a manifestation of Chaos itself, what more can even hope to stop you on this cold, wasted land called reality?

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It's time to shake things up a bit! Solt's ready to shakingly shake assolt any opponent who might happen to get in his way, and he won't hesitate to bring down any assoltment of motley fools that gets in his way! Fortunately, here in the dueling league it's one-on-one, which means Solt's shaking prowess will shine throughout the ages as a veritably veritable miracle of mobile mobility! With his shakin' offense, and his shakin' durability, and his shakin' elements, he'll be the victorious victor of this match before too long, and shake another victory up for him and his companionable companion Peppor! Shake on!


SageAcrin
And so, Black Wizard makes Solt match his companion, Peppor.

By making him black, hot, and capable of making people sneeze if blown at them.

Actually, Peppor wishes he was that. He'd get more girls. Never mind.

Black Wizard: 46
Solt: 3