Season 59, Week 5
Milich Oppenheimer
(Suikoden)
 
Oh, that Priscilla. What a damp rag she is. Does she really think that a future old maid such as herself can take on all the fabulousness that is Milich? She may have fancy things like counters and tomes, but she can’t stand up to old Milich’s fancy footwork. After all, as a high ranking general, years of training have made Milich’s physical surprisingly painful - especially considering Prissy’s lack of physical durability. The foppish general’s painful physical is paired with solid HP and excellent magical defense, making Priscilla’s lackluster damage even worse off. He may not have any of the fancy frills that his opponent possesses, but Milich is determined not to lose!

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How DARE this fop of a noble criticize her?! Priscilla risked her life to help defend her brother Raven and the honor of her noble house, and has mastered her own fighting style in doing so. This proud Valkyrie of the battlefield stands tall and won't take the outrageous slander of House Oppenheimer lightly, no matter his own qualifications for spouting such abject tomfoolery. Her Fire tome will burn this sad excuse for a general's face off, her Thunder magic will give him the biggest shock of his life, and her evasion means that Milich won't lay a pathetic glove on Priscilla at any point during this incredible farce. No one insults Priscilla and lives to tell the story!


Bardiche
A fight between nobles! This can end only in a showoff of extravagant outfits and fabulous talks over an elegant cup of tea drank with the pinky extended.

Since no one really wants to see that, the judges decided to flip a coin and just awarded Priscilla the win.

Milich Oppenheimer: 12
Priscilla: 22