Season 9, Week 1
Bowser Koopa
(Super Mario RPG)
 
The Koopa King has returned to the Duelling League after a long absence, and he's ready to remind everyone of the superiority of the Koopa Klan. Only slightly hindered by the confiscation of his unstoppable army of Goombas and Koopa Troopas, Bowser is still ready to stomp his nature-loving foe into the ground first by terrorizing him, and then just stomping Noel into the ground with his powerful attack.

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It's not often that Noel can claim such mastery over his opponent, but this week may be one of those times. While Bowser does have some good damage, Noel counters that easily with far better healing. Noel's attack magic is also a big plus, as Earthquake may very well be fatal if Bowser's on the ground when it goes off. As long as Noel doesn't let his love of animals and pacifistic nature interfere with his will to win, the Nedian should advance with ease.


Meeplelard
Bowser was getting annoyed, as Noel just kept healing from his attacks. Blast, was he to be thwarted by this pacisifist the same way that Plumber would? Then Bowser had an idea

"Rar! I eat sheep!" he shouted

Noel, at the sound of hearing defensless animals being slaughtered, fainted on the spot, giving Bowser the win.

Bowser Koopa: 23
Noel Chandler: 12

Kanos
Noel finally runs into someone he can beat in Bowser, who just isn't fast enough to deal with Noel's healing. Sorry, big guy.