Season 16, Week 5
Lucius
(Fire Emblem: The Blazing Sword)
 
Three fights, three very close wins. Lucius has not had an easy time this season, but here he is: in the Light finals, just one Light Dragon standing in his path to giving Fire Emblem its first Light championship. Not only is his draconic foe weak to all magic, she is also immensely sluggish. Lucius will be striking twice every turn with his Shine tome, and he'll be striking hard. With a counter or two thrown in, Lucius should easily tough this match out. Unfortunately for the legions of fangirls (and fanboys) around the multiverse, though, he'll be dedicating all his glory to his Lord Raymond.

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Sara faces her second straight master of the holy arts this week, though (fortunately for the sanity of all) his healing factors into a duel not at all. What Sara might fear is Lucius's high-powered spells, given her poor magic defense, but her immense stockpile of HP means the Bishop will still have a hard time taking her down. Lucius certainly can't say the same, and the frail priest won't take more than a few of Sara's physicals. All it will take is a (relatively) brief match for Sara to prove that, even in Light, a Breath of Fire dragon is nothing to take lightly.


Dark Holy Elf
Lucius and Sara. To many, a pair of fighters noted for their association with light, as well as being two of the most feared in the division that bears that name. To Zidane Tribal, however, they were more: a pair of attractive ladies (?) who both had a tendency to wear clingy white robes.

It had been four weeks since his loss to Shigeo. The Genome had overcome his narrow defeat, as well as the embarassments he had endured after, and had decided to make the most of the season. He was no longer concerned with revenge, and simply concerned with... well, the things Zidane Tribal was normally concerned with. When he learned what the matchup was for the Light finals, it didn't take him long to start plotting.

First, he bribed Quina to his cause. This was easily done; a promise of a hundred frogs, freshly delivered from the Ancient Forest of Final Fantasy VII fame, was all that was needed to win the Qu. Vivi was only slightly more difficult to recruit; Zidane merely threatened the Black Mage with the idea of telling Quina that the Vivi, too, was a kind of frog. With a pair of allies in place, Zidane was ready to put his plan into action...

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It was the morning of the Light finals. Sara and Lucius shook hands, and prepared to have a nice, clean battle...

When Vivi promptly doublecast Water on both of them.

Now, Water isn't exactly the strongest of Vivi's spells, and neither Lucius nor Sara were the type to easily fall to magic, anyway. However, that was, of course, not the purpose of the spell. No, the purpose of the spell had more to do with what both of the finalists were wearing...

It took a couple seconds for the Lights to realise what had happened. Then, a feminine shriek of violated chastity was heard.

Sara was pretty pissed off, as well.

Lucius scanned the audience quickly, trying not to let his eyes settle on the ogling perverts. Eventually, he found the one sitting with Vivi, who he immediately determined was the culprit. With a quickly sworn, "Elimine, forgive me for my self-indulgence," followed by another shriek of rage, the Bishop pulled out Aureola and smashed the filthy Genome with his saint's own ultimate Light magic.

Zidane simply sat, and smirked, unharmed. He pointed at the Chimera Armlet on his wrist.

"Stand aside," said Sara, furiously shoving Lucius out of the way. She transformed into her draconic state, and sent a blast of dragonbreath at the Middle...

... only to have the attack hit nothing but air, as Quina cast Vanish on Zidane.

The now-invisible Zidane cackled. "That's right," he said. "You can't hurt me, either of you! I may have lost the battle with Shigeo, but I have won the war, and proven that at the very least, I, unlike you two, am no Light!"

Lucius and Sara glanced at each other. Normally, of course, this would be the part where two rivals put aside their differences and worked together towards beating a common foe. It would be a heroic, awe-inspiring story.

Except that Lucius and Sara were both pretty good-natured individuals to begin with, with no hate for each other. And even had they not been... it was Zidane, and no female (actual or apparent) in the DL ever needed much excuse to beat the stuffing out of him, anyway. So both simply nodded to each other, and then it was a quick, professional affair of Lucius casting Lightning to break through Vanish, and Sara pounding the Genome right after, repeating no matter how many times Quina could vainly cast Vanish.

After Zidane had been soundly beaten yet again, both Lights were willing to call it a day. Lucius ended up conceding the match, out of respect for the fact that it had been Sara to actually kill the offensive pest, and the fact that he had no desire to face a physical fighter in even less substantial defensive gear than usual. However, in their minds, both were winners.

As for Zidane? When he came to, he felt like a winner too... the spectacle had been worth the pain of Sara's assault. It was then that he noticed Raven and Ryu the first, neither looking especially pleased.

Zidane changed his mind rather quickly.

Lucius: 19
Sara: 32

King of Spades
A Light Dragon versus a preist. Now, usually, I'd say the dragon, but not when it comes to Lucius. His ability to heal himself and cast powerful spells combined with Sara's magic weakness would spell doom for her in the long run.

Dark_YamiYugi
Ash(from Pokemon):Some boys take, a beautiful girl and lock her away from the rest of the world-
Sara: WHAT!?
Ash:*chuckles nervously*
Sara: *Kicks Ash out of the ring*
Lucius: Now, where were we?
Sara: Back at ME kicking your butt!
Considering this is a spoof off my own head, Sara will severely KICK THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA LUCIUS!!!!!!!!!!!


Korayashi
A shining moment for a closet case...Lucius will prove that femminine men rule the light division.