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Highfort's strongest monkey warrior is back, and once again, faces a Suikoden military man. Fortunately, Franz is unlike most army types... he wears low-defence Grasslander leather, sports unimpressive stats in general, and is completely whipped by his girlfriend. Hardly a threat for the more seasoned soldier Sten. Whether he chooses to attack with his Demon Dagger or unleash the might of his magic Missile, Sten's attacks will come swiftly and strike the ill-defended Mantor trainer painfully. Franz had better prepare himself: this monkey is going to give him a spanking! |
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Captain Franz is here on a mission, and this one is mostly for himself. While becoming Light Champion would certainly help his cause, it's also a way to finally earn the respect of his clan and, perhaps, make them realize he's been right all along. In any case, the path to the belt is blocked first by the Highfort monkey Sten. Both fight with blade and sorcery, but while Sten may be faster, Franz has determination. Victory will not be easy, but spear in one hand, Lightning Rune in the other and Franz will fight to his very last breath, which is more than a certain dirty monkey will be able to say when they meet in the Arena. |
superaielman Sten came to the arena with his usual chorus of boos. Ignoring this, Sten waved to the fans and prepared to fight. In the crowd he saw a woman with blonde hair sitting by herself. "Lot of women around.. she's plenty fine enough." Sten approched her with a smile, and quickly wrapped an arm around her. "I'm the fleas knees, honey!" The cold look on the woman's face quickly convinced Sten that perhaps he should focus on other matters first. Sten stood outside of the ring, about to step in. to his surprise, he felt a light tap on the shoulder. Whirling around, he expected to see a grinning Eileen standing in front of him. But no, nothing of the sort. The only thing in front of him was an angry looking Sheena, holding a bucket of water. "That was my MOTHER, you monkey!" Throwing the bucket of water stunned Sten, and soaked him to the bone. Sheena quickly threw Sten into the ring, where a smiling Franz stood. With a thumbs up to Sheena, Franz smiled and firing off a Soaring Bolt at the still soaking monkey. The results were not pretty, and Sten once again tasted defeat in the first round of combat. Of course, it was pretty funny to all the women who had gathered in the arena to see a pervert get his just desert! Sten: 31 |
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