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The solemn healer of the Elementals, Kelvena. With her calm demeanor and mysterious powers over water, she belongs to a warrior elite who never accept defeat easily. Ever since her appearance in the first week of the DL's operation, Kelvena has never won a battle. But, at last, her chance for glory has appeared. Her water magic will work wonders against the frail, weak Tantalus thief Cinna, and his feeble hammer smacks can't upstage the power of her healing. With eyes wide shut, Kelvena will uphold the honor of Jugend and finally achieve the distinction denied from her for so long: a victory in the DL arena. |
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Another season, another epic battle between juggernauts in Light. In this corner we have Cinna, back in the arena after being humiliated by some bald guy back in Season 24, and he’s thirsty for a little respect. On the other side of the field sits the Element Kelvena, a lovable little girl who also serves as a healing machine. She, much like Cinna, has been saddled with a string of losses, but only one may emerge the winner. And while Cinna might hate picking on girls, he is willing to use his hammer to administer justice, and he will kill the Element swiftly and cleanly. With her pathetic offense, there should be no problems. |
Lance Cinna was tired of losing. Three appearances in the DL had resulted in three crushing losses, each of which was then followed by several days of incessant mocking and many, many trips to the bottom of a beer bottle. When the Tantalus thief heard that he was going to be fighting in the arena once more, he decided to prove to everyone once and for all that he was not a total weakling. After much pondering, Cinna came to the realization that he only needed some strong armor to protect himself from damage. Maybe then he wouldn't be knocked out by strong gusts of wind and sneezes. A few days before his match, Cinna gathered his Tantalus buddies together and went out in search of Hades. With the right materials, the master synthesizer would be able to forge a suit of armor for Cinna that could withstand the might of the gods. Once Hades was found, however, Cinna was faced with a terrible dilemma. In order to forge the legendary Tin Armor, he would have to use his beloved special magical lucky awesome cuddly favorite precious hammer as an ingredient. Fate can be a harsh mistress sometimes.... After much deliberation, Cinna decided to go through with it. He gave up his most prized possession in exchange for the best suit of armor he could ever hope for. For the sake of his hammer, there was no way he could lose his match now. Well, all this makes for a truly inspirational story, but unfortunately for Cinna, it did not have a happy ending. See, he forgot one important detail: the Tin Armor was designed for Steiner, who is twice as large and about six times as strong as Cinna. When it came time for his match against Kelvena, the hefty, out-of-shape Tantalus thief put on his armor and waddled to the ring. Unfortunately, the effort of lugging around a seventy-pound suit of armor was too much for the little guy to handle and he passed out from exhaustion before the match could even begin. But hey, look on the bright side. Cinna only would have humiliated himself even more if he had actually tried to fight Kelvena. And besides, this newest loss means Cinna's favorite bar can stay in business for a while longer. Kelvena: 82 |
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