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Season XXX marches on, and leading the procession is the always sexy queen Celine. With her gorgeous face and a figure to match, Celine was able to capture the heart of a prince. Certainly she should have little issue with an old piece of leather like Zappa. But if by some horrid twist of fate Celine can’t wrap the old man around her little finger, she still has little to worry about. Her fearsome Crest Sorcery will blow the magically-disclined blacksmith into tiny pieces, leaving the busty queen to continue her rain of destruction upon Light. |
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Celine's body may stop traffic, but it certainly won't do much to stop the blows from a master smith. Zappa's pummeling of Randi may have kept the ladies entertained, but no one's going to enjoy the brutal beating that he'll have to hand out to Celine in order to advance further into the tournament. Southern Cross and Explode are certainly dangerous spells, but they take ages to charge up. Zappa will have plenty of time to wind up and hit the defenseless heraldry mage with his Balls of Iron, sending her flying - metaphorically and literally! |
Grefter Zappa won. As always he ends up sleeping on the couch for the next few weeks afterwards, but for a manly man's man as manly as Zappa you just need to do it sometimes and it is worth it. It isn't as if he is going to be alone on that couch after getting a chance to do it in front of an audience anyway. Golfers totally pull in all the chicks. I blame the sexy pants and fancy hats. Also the bondage. Celine Jules: 41 |
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