Season 33, Week 3
Evil Gaia
(Grandia) 		 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! FOOLISH MORTALS, WATCH AS LIGHT TREMBLES IN DESPAIR AS EVIL GAIA CONTINUES TO LOOM OVER THE HORIZON! JOSEPHINE HAS SUFFERED DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF THE DARK GOD, AND SOON MORE VICTIMS SHALL FALL! IT IS A SHAME THAT THE EMISSARY OF CHAOS MUST FACE OFF AGAINST SUCH AN UNWORTHY, FOE! A MERE DOG!? EVIL GAIA EATS DOGS FOR BREAKFAST, AND OCCASIONALLY FOR AN AFTERNOON SNACK! POSHUL CANNOT WITHSTAND THE HOWLING WIND MAGIC AND BURNING FIRE MAGIC THAT EVIL GAIA SHALL UNLEASH, COMBINED WITH THE DREADED POIZN! SPELL THAT EVEN GODLIKES FEAR! POSHUL WILL BE UNABLE TO WARD OFF THE HORRIBLE PAIN! SOON, THE DARK GOD SHALL FEAST ON A CHINESE DELICACY, A MEAL FITTING FOR THE TERROR KNOWN AS EVIL GAIA!

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 Pink bowties, a perky glove and the mighty gnawing power of the gods themselves! Poshul ith'th READY TO VANQUISH THE WORLD DESTROYER KNOWN AS EVIL GAIA! Sure, EVIL GAIA may have the looks of Bette Midler, a voice to match and enough incredible speed to do errands at Zimbabwe in less than a minute... but Poshul is the dog heroine revered by all! She hits things with her paws! She drillkicks! She hath'th the Thylvester accent! And, most of all, she hits the artificial "god's" beyond-awful physical defense! It will crumble into dust after just a couple of chains from such a powerhouse doglike! And, if all else fails, she has the perky pink bowtie, right? She will just choke the noseless thing into submission with it, proving that genetically enhanced, world-devastating incarnations of Bette Midler have nothing on the superheroine doglike Poshul!!

Lurking Registered User
Poshul's mighty kick slammed home, finishing off the dread malevolence that infected the earth once and for all. Surely, future generations would grow up singing the praises of the Pink Guardian, mighty wielder of the Heckran Bone and slayer of end-bosses: Poshul the Magnific-

"Poshul is disqualified! Evil Gaia wins!" came the call from the judges' booth.

When your judges are Ptolomea, Belselk, Bubba, and T.G. Cid, and they *still* aren't secure enough in their masculinity to give you the win, you *know* you have image problems.

Poshul's taking this seriously. In an effort to promote itself as a 'bad dude,' the pastel pooch has joined a band and taken to wearing leather.

Of course, Pierre and Gerard were understandably upset that Poshul got the Biker position before they auditioned, but Pierre's costume-making skill made them shoe-ins for the parts of Policeman and Constructin Worker...

Evil Gaia: 35
Poshul: 32

legendaryflyingfailure
In the DL what really counts, what really matters, is preparation. For this reason Evil Gaia brought a small package to the fight. Though strictly warned that any extranious item use would result in disqualification, once the match was underway he produced the item inside his package. Poshul immediately understood the meaning and surrendered the match. The judges allowed the forfeit becuase the item wasn't technically USED per se and bribery wasn't technically instituted because no words were spoken. As for Poshul, he considers his prize far greater than any DL championship.

ChichiriMuyo
Poshul on a winning streak? Madness.