Season 34, Week 4
Keele Ziebel
(Tales of Eternia)
 
Keele Zeibel has rolled his way into the semis - and he ain't fallin' here. So what if Rennac is a devil-may-care thief with nothing to lose? Keele's obviously superior intellect should do wonders for him, right? Right. Keele's got the power of magic on his side, which is something Rennac doesn't quite like. Don't let Rennac's previous wins over mages fool you, they're all flukes! Keele's at a speed disadvantage too, but all he has to do is stay away from the thief's range and he'll at least avoid counters - the bane of many against Fire Emblemites. Leave it to Keele to come up with something to win, I mean, it worked well for his party in Inferia, right? RIGHT?

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Again, the great thief Rennac has triumphed thanks to his GODLIKE RES! The monies have been stolen, and victories just pile up at Rennac's feet! The Rogue has but one more foe to face before the finals, and the scholar Keele is far, far weaker than any opponent Rennac has faced yet! Keele's a frail, unsalvageable Light magus, far inferior to the Wise King Rennac slaughtered last week. As such, this battle shall be academic. Armed with a simple Killing Edge, Rennac's critical hax will allow him to smite Keele with little effort, a single critical strike netting him victory. Keele's paltry magic will prove useless against Rennac's GODLIKE RES. There's no stopping the Rogue - once he's going, he's going good!


SageAcrin
Fights have been won through strange thefts before.

Stealing weapons, crystals, apples, hearts, pants, all are valid ways to end a battle faster.

Of course, Rennac can't steal any of those things. In fact, all he can steal are unequipped things.

Of course, what if no one's sure something's equipped...?

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The terrible rain of blood.

The awful shrieks.

The babbling judges.

"W-w-was it even l-legal for him to bring the Craymel Cage into the f-fight?" Asked Scias curiously, as he watched Ifrit and Rem take turns pummeling the hapless Rogue into a pulp.

"Actually...it depends on the judge." Cloud said with a shrug. "No one can ever make up their minds. They just try to not think about it too much."

"...d-don't...we have to?" Scias pondered, as he quickly ducked a fountain of blood from the arena.

Riou shrugged.

"S-so...it won't set a p-precedent, r-r-right? N-nothing ever seems t-to... Just...do the fastest thing." Scias shrugged.

"Well...Keele put us in this spot. Let's just call him the loser." Cloud said, nodding. "There's sure as hell enough precedent for lazy decisions." He added.

"S-sure." Scias shrugged, as he walked out of the stands.

Sadly for Rennac, no one really seemed to pay much attention to his plight. While he may have won this round, there is debate if the requisite 51% of him will be present at the next match.

As for Keele, not only did he lose, all of the Craymels he happened to have with him got so ticked off that they took off, telling him to quest for them again if he wants their powers.

The fact that they said this, and promptly started hanging out at the Koopa King's Bar and Grill(Slogan: "Kyahahaha! No beast too big, no monster too massive, no creature too collossal, for our steaks! Heroes only allowed bound and gagged.". Bowser makes a killing.) all the time instead of their normal haunts is fairly reasonable. After all, they never said they'd be in the same place as before...

Keele Ziebel: 20
Rennac: 29