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Mukumuku (Suikoden II) |
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Mukumuku is a cute squirrel, and leader of the proud and prestigious squirrel brigade, known throughout the squirrel world for their heroics. Although the cape says it all about his charismatic personality, things haven’t gone so well for our valiant squirrel friend. Rude? Red Wizard? All in the past, of course, but the squirrel leader has to defend his dignity this time! Incompetent villains are the perfect target for any aspiring hero, and the hoppy little critter will have no problem jumping on the face of his blathering opponent. Move over, Justin, because a superior villain-slayer’s in town. All you have to do is look for the flash of red death awaiting poor, poor Mio. |
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Grandia bosses are often mocked as weak, pathetic, and easily killed, Mio is here to prove that they are to be feared - by the Light division, anyways. She's the most competent of the trio of Garlyle sergeants both on and off the battlefield (She has glasses! She must be smart!), and Mio is here to give Light a good wrecking. Of course, she’ll barely need to try in her first match. What does a trained soldier have to fear from a squirrel? With Mio’s deadly-accurate paralysis to deal with, Mukumuku will be lucky if he gets a turn before this fight ends. Maybe Mio’s new squirrelskin coat will be the accessory that catches Herr Mullen’s eye at last. |
SageAcrin Have you ever seen a squirrel get drugged? No? Well, there's a good reason for that. A very, very large reason. --- "...why is the squirrel fourty feet tall." Mio asked, as she stared up at the gargantuan Mukumuku. "All I did was use my nerve gas on it..." "MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" GigaMukumuku bellowed, as it proceeded to take to the air, aiming for Mio. Unfortunately, like all large Suikoden monsters, the massive Mukumuku had a fatal weakness. As it soon learned as it missed Mio, crashing into and leveling several rows of the stands. And, naturally, getting a ring-out declared against him in the bargain. It's okay, the little fellow will be up and around in a day or so. And will be a little fellow again, by then. Mio's looking into buying new glasses. And also looking into beating Saki into an admission that she drugged her. She can't have seen any of that right. Right? Mukumuku: 13 |
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