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The almighty Overlord of the RPG Duelling League has returned to survey his domain, which has been left unsupervised for far too long. And, as always, there's no better way to remind the underlings of his supremacy than to enter the arena and fight, showing the pathetic fools what REAL power is. The first victim in his bloody march obviously needs to be shown a thing or two about power, since even Jogurt wouldn't be cruel enough to burn down a village he was trying to negotiate with. And let's not even start on his "prowess" in battle against Freyjadour and his allies, better summed up by a laugh track. A foe that stupid will have no clue on how to deal with the Hamster of Death's overwhelming combat abilities. This won't even be good enough for a warm-up. Maybe the quarterfinals will provide something less trivial to the Overlord! |
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Although many matches need introductions, with long-winded blurbs about the might of the respective duellers, this is one of those times where anything that can possibly be said pales in comparison to the astounding reality of the situation. JOGURT. AGAINST. ZAHHAK. Two of the Arena's strongest elite members meet up in a duel worthy of the Olympus. What will Zahhak do against the Overlord of the DL? No one in the world could understand what thoughts will relentlessly flash through the brilliant mind of the world's greatest strategist, so we will just assume perfection in his master scheme to destroy the devious rodent. In all likelihood, this plan will probably involve fire and being rather excessively cruel, since poking Jogurt with a stick should suffice. But who needs simplicity, especially with someone like Jogurt on the loose? Zahhak cannot lose this one! Never! |
Orson Carola If two trains with Valkyrie Profile hamsters leave to join with Jogurt on the battlefield, this would help his chances. Now if the trains also carried special titanium armor for Jogurts and also had an adrenaline shot for increased speed along with the assistance of all enemies from the Shining Force universe and finally top it off with a ton of reserves and MREs for a war, the result will still be the same: Zahhak sneaks in and torches Jogurt's base, frying the rodent. TOASTY! Jogurt: 11 IhatethisCPU
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