Season 38, Week 1
Steena
(Chrono Cross)
 
The all-seeing oracle finally appears in the arena, ready to punish the enemies of peace! Steena, with her trusty blade and spiritual powers, is no slouch in a fight, and will prove her worth in the battlefield today! Her first opponent is a measly dancer. Karen, with an unfit build for battle and even less impressive firepower, should be no more than a slight nuisance - if an unwelcome one, seeing as she is an upholder of justice like the seeress herself. Nevertheless, this should pose no threat: with a simple summoning of Hydra, the warrior of light shall have this awkward dancer bow before the superior power of future-seeing, and Steena will have yet another notch on her belt.

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Aaah, a pair of pretty ladies. One a fortune teller, one a graceful dancer. It's not often you see such grace in the ranks of Light - a division usually full of incompetence and brutish fighters, and best known for holding the dregs of the Duelling League. Karen might be a pretty face, but she's no easy mark - the dancer looks frail but boasts a powerful command rune that lets her strike with extra force against her enemies. With the natural grace and evasion that any dancer possesses, she has the ability to block and dodge even Steena's most accurate strikes. This fight will look like poetry in motion, and with only one possible result - Karen the beautiful standing victorious in the end.


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A beautiful fortune-teller. An equally gorgeous dancer. Both covered in veils, battling tooth and nail for a desperate fight for victory.


...

Oh come on. You knew Edge was gonna be here. He has a thing for veils, after all.

The girls knew this as well, and hired Edge as security. He gets to TimeRecord the entire fight if he kept the rest of the perverts out.

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Edge slumped over, nearly exhausted from his efforts. Who knew that Lassic himself would be interested in watching the fight? Bah. For an old coot, he put up a hell of a fight. Compared to fighting off the former ruler of Algol, slaughtering the usual bands of perverts was nothing.


He slowly walked back into the arena, where Steena was slowly choking Karen out with her own top. Most interesting. Apparently Steena didn't much worry about modesty...

..When time froze.

Edge loudly cursed. There was only one being in the universe who could do that. He didn't even bother to turn away from Steena's most unique use of a top to face the TL. "This had better be good. Though I'm sort of surprised you're out of the hospital after Ghaleon got his hands on you."


"What can I say, I'm a fast healer. Speaking of unremarkable things, here you are, oogling a couple of lights when Piastol's still on the loose. Shouldn't you be off trying to help Raquel overcome the... stop laughing, it could happen."

"Yeah, and Seifer could do something useful. Even I need a break from tormenting that wench in Godlike. I'll have better chances to take her out. In the meanwhile, I'll enjoy this fine display of womanhood.. why are you grinning?"


"Because you just gave me a way to solve my Seifer problem. Hopefully."

Steena: 42
Karen: 26