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Having survived two horrible wars might sound like quite an accomplishment, but how about being perhaps the FASTEST guy in the entirety of the Dueling League? Bah, they say this lout Big Joe is more popular than Stallion? What folly! Stallion is known throughout the entire world as the fastest person to grace our land; and that's no surprise, with his wonderful True Holy Rune. Stallion's all about speed, and that's what he plans on winning with. Big Joe's nothing, and the speedy elf will quickly show what fighting is all about. Before the "mighty" Big Joe can even get an eye on him, Stallion will have pelted enough arrows into Big Joe that even his chin will deflate in a mere matter of seconds. And everyone knows that Big Joe is nothing without his chin! |
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Yes, it's true - Big Joe is making his thrilling return to the Battling Arena! And, as usual, Big Joe shall blaze a trail straight into Godlike - but only with your help, dear fans! If that naughty "Stallion" character plays unfair at all, trying anything scummy, feel free to pelt him with anything lying about! Sure, audience interference is nothing new in the DL, but Big Joe is one of the few duelers for which this is actually *legal*. Who would be willing to disqualify a nice guy like Joe, who sells GNRS 50s to the DL's finest? All Big Joe has to do is invite all his best friends in Godlike to root for him and watch the carnage! Stallion can prance about the arena as fast as he likes, if he thinks it'll help, but there won't be any escape from Joe's Great - and Dynamic - popularity! |
Sei Both duelists came, saw, and immediately agreed to get the judges to change the type of competition that the two would partake in. They had seen one another's thingie. Before such massiveness, only a Size Comparison contest would suffice. And thus, with great delicacy, both fighters stood before each other, and whipped out their body part. Joe was quite saddened when the tape measures were pulled out and their sizes announced. His chin had lost to Stallion's nose by mere millimeters. With his heart heavy with disappointment, there was only one thing left to be done. Have a hot, sweaty mud-wrestling match in speedos! Oh come on! With names like Stallion and Big Joe, how could this not end in mindless fanservice? Stallion: 44 |
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