Season 45, Week 1
Mustadio Bunanza
(Final Fantasy Tactics)
 
The steely eyed gunslinger, a hero of legends. Mustadio.. ah.. doesn't quite live up to that. He's a peaceful man forced into combat to defend his father from the mad plots of the church. While he's pretty inept on the combat front, his opponent fares no better. Sneff gets taken about as seriously as you'd expect from the dregs of Chronocrossdom- which is to say not at all. The only thing notable about Sneff is his really ugly face. Several shots from a Mythril Gun should put Sneff down - it's not like HP Shuffle is going to do anything useful in the meantime!

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Make a mockery of Sneff, will you?! Sure, the sideshow magician isn't the best or brightest of Light...or of the CC cast... or pretty much of anything, but still! Sneff can hit things kind of hard for light! And while he's as ugly as a fencepost, his damage at least sort of there. Slapping around Mustadio with a well placed shot or two will be easy as pie - and if all else fails, HP Shuffle at the right time could doom the Ivalice gunner. Smack, strike, smite. Sneff may have sat out for over 40 seasons, but he will make an impact this time around and get a victory.


Taishyr
Cosplay contest.

Yes, the match was settled by the two characters dressing up as someone else. Of course, they decided to take some ideas from this whole "Earth" universe they'd heard a bit about.

Mustadio made a dashing Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, it had to be admitted (or so Ursula stated). However, Sneff, always one for one-uppance, decided to go for Zuo Ci imitation, which got the Old Man fanclub up and roaring.

The match was almost decided in Sneff's favor (after all, who can resist an old man who tormented a warlord to madness?) when the real Zuo Ci teleported in, grabbed Sneff by the neck, and disappeared.

By default, the match went to Mustadio.

Mustadio Bunanza: 43
Sneff: 26

Meeplelard
Have you ever seen what happens when a washed up retired Stage Magician who fights with the power of magic cards goes up to some kid with a gun?

No? Well, ok, its not something you're likely to see like...ever.

But the result is pretty easy to imagine.