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He's beaten up saintly little girls and french maids. Now, in an effort to prove he's the Rudest of them all, Rude's going up against the greatest foe a rough'n'tumble guy's ever had - a good mother. Sadly for Miranda, she's got little chance of stopping this bad boy - endless volleys of Grand Sparks will leave her spinnin' like a record, and a good one-two or some elemental magic will ensure this feisty fighter can't get her bearings long enough for Rude to finish her off and continue to the finals. A good run indeed, Miranda, but nothing's gonna keep this bad boy down! |
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The mother of a teenager, Miranda knows all the tricks to handle testy and belligerent boys. While dropping a box on Rude may not be the most practical strategy, Miranda still has plenty of tricks to put Rude down for a nap. WOW to boost her damage, both magic and physical damage to hit Rude’s weaker defense, and marginally above average speed to help her get a jump on the Turk should all work well. It won’t be an easy match, but you thinking raising someone as mentally slow as Yuki for near 20 odd years without him killing himself accidentally was easy? |
Xeroma Scientific fact: Cool shades are superior to disproportionately youthful mothers. Rude: 28 |
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