Season 49, Week 1
Rozalin
(Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories) 		 
Oh, this should be fun. Usually when Rozalin fights...well, anyone, even in Light she has to worry about being on the wrong side of the durability curve, but not this time. This time, she's facing a Shining Force spellcaster, and those aren't exactly known for their legendary staying power. No, it's not going to take many hits to finish this no matter who wins, and that evens things up nicely. Tao won't get many Blazes off before Rozalin fills her with holes, regardless of whether she's using her normal gun techs or the Rose Thorns gatling to do it.

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 Pointy ears and middling durability may be the only thing these two Lights share. Rozalin is a gunslinging demon, while Tao is a mild mannered magess. Of course, another important difference is damage: Tao has it, Rozalin envies it. While Rozalin’s damage is among the worst of her cast, Tao’s Blaze spells are among the most devastating in the game. Paired with Tao’s excellent speed, and this elven beauty should have little problem burning Rozalin to a toasty crisp before the demon can take advantage of her rather suspect durability.

AndrewRogue
Rozalin is red,
And Tao is dead,
About this fight,
Nothing more needs be said.

Rozalin: 17
Tao: 16

Namagomi
One would wonder what could send Rozalin, only daughter of Overlord Zenon, running out of the arena. One would think that the advantages of her modern firepower would outweigh those of magic. Many would. And did.

And so did Rozalin, against Tao.

Except that Tao has fire magic. Magic that could char clothes to ashes in seconds.

So it went that, given how Rozy was not so quick of a draw, Tao got the first strike in with a fourth-degree Blaze spell. And the ever-approaching crowd of perverts was enough alone to give her second thoughts about the fight, and send her running out of the arena and to her room.

Completely naked.


Tao giggled at this scene, leering all at the same time.


On a completely unrelated note, Adell and Tink were both sent to the hospital with multiple gunshot wounds, and Zidane and Sten had both been killed. Again.