Season 49, Week 3
Hanako
(Disgaea 2: Cursed Memories)
 
At first glance, this fight seems completely unfair. But then, looks can deceive; you have to remember one important feature in this fight. Hanako is a demon, and Anna is a normal human! If there's anything consistent in fiction, its that demons have a natural advantage on Humans! True, her stat buffs don't matter, but she can still hit things hard with her fists! She can counter attack! And when all else fails, there's the trump card in "whine like a spoiled little brat" that all little girls have and hope Anna just gives up from sheer annoyance.

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Anna's credientals as a hunter are impeccable. Dark Force? Countless swarms of monsters? All slain with the help of her slicers and years of training and fighting. Hanako's just another minor demon with nowhere near the power of Mother Brain or any of the other evils she's bested. Saner and and Shift won't even be needed to send this demonic runt back to her parents crying, but hey, why scorn what advantages you have? Maybe Rolf'll be interested in seeing this demon as well - looks like it's a rare young one, so it might be worth studying.


Gatewalker
*thunk* *thunkthunkthunk*

No, not the sound of Anna and Hanako duking it out, as you might suspect. Rather the sound of one Edge Eblan slamming his head into the judges table over and over again.

"Two lovely ladies, he said. Perfectly legal judging position, he said. Anything I want goes, he said...."

Looking up, Edge was treated to yet another dull exchange of attacks between the two lights.

"Yeah, two ladies not even I can get interested in..."

Eventually, a groan and thud was heard as Hanako collapsed to the ground. Edge, seeming more excited by this then Anna did, jumped out of his seat, "Finally! Yeah, uh, Amy, Annie, whatever your name is, 'grats you win have a nice day good f-ing BYE!"

Exiting the arena with much haste, the ninja prince cracked his knuckles, "Okay Yuri, you got me. Haha, good one. But if you think I'm letting you get away with that scott free..."

Hanako: 10
Anna Zirski: 20