Season 13, Week 1
Doc
(Chrono Cross)
 
Gnarly, man! Doc, surfer dude extraordinaire, has finally gotten his chance to invade the DL with the rest of CC, and he won’t quit until he wins a Light championship… or until its time to surf. Doc might not be the most powerful fighter, but with his bodacious Hang Ten tech, which fully heals and enhances his attack, this radical surfer-physician should be able to triumph over his slow-minded alien opponent.

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Never let it be said that we at the RPGDL aren't receptive to new ideas. This week, we're experimenting with letting the contestants make their own arguments for victory - or trash-talk their opponents, if they like. Through random selection, we have decided that our trial dueller would be Ard. That said, here’s what he gave us: "Ard! Ardard! Ard... Ard. Ardard Ard. Ard. A..rd. Ard.... Ard. ...Ard. A...rd. Ard. Ard! Ar...d. Ard. Ardard. Ar...d."


Meeplelard
Ard has an attack called "Anti Tank Punch" which as the name implies, is strong enough to take down a tank...

Do you really expect a hippee doctor from a backwater village to be anything close to as durable as tank? I sure as hell don't.

Doc: 9
Ard: 34