Season 15, Week 3
Porom
(Final Fantasy IV)
 
The definitive one-hit wonder of the DL, Porom's fearsome skillset is matched by her utter inability to take damage. Unsurprisingly, her success this week rests entirely on surviving her opponent's opening strike. Should Chester miss, the match is hers, as the centaur will have a great deal of trouble harming anyone once Mini leaves him a stately three inches tall. Can Mysidia's finest persevere and snatch a win, or will she be trampled under the hooves of defeat?

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Now the real test begins. After calmly disposing of Shir Gold, Chester finds himself up against a real challenge. Porom has countless ways to deal with the young centaur's physical game, but all of them involve taking a hit at one point or another. Chester's goal is to make that one shot count, and with Porom's dismal defenses, one hit with the Chrome Lance may very well be all it will take. Animal Farm said it best: Four legs good, two legs bad.


Ryu Hayabusa
Porom smiled sweetly at Chester, who turned pale. "What... madness is this?!" he cried. "My opponent is a priestess... and a small child to boot? I cannot fight! Chivalry forbids it!"

He turned, galloping away from the jeers and catcalls of the audience, and Porom humbly accepted the victory.

Porom: 36
Chester: 8

Sir Alex
Porom doesn't die in one hit to enemies unless they're strong. Chester isn't that strong.