Season 20, Week 1
Relm Arrowny
(Final Fantasy VI)
 
The endless battle between age and youth continues with today’s stop seeing the return of the famed artist Relm and the hunched-over leader of a tiny fishing village. Her talented brushstrokes will serve her well today, for it is a strangely well-publicized fact that Radius is a man consumed with guilt. His haunted visage and wrinkled features are his own worst enemy, of which a well-placed Sketch can easily take advantage. Relm could always take the direct route and let her Maneater take the day, but no self-respecting artist would resort to such measures when she could be having more fun.

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Whippersnappers, hooligans, and ragamuffins of all stripes take notice! Radius, former Deva of the Acacia Dragoons and accomplished crotchety old man, is here to put halt to your youthful ways. With his mighty cane and powerful Green techs, Radius should have no problem subduing the childish and infantile Relm. After decades of training, Radius won’t let a small girl stop him; her attacks will have little effect on his still-robust frame, and her Cat’s Hood can’t stop Radius’ techs. Whether he’s going for a Quick Draw or a Long Shot, Radius is ready to prove that dueling isn’t just for the young.


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An old hermit and a naughty little girl. I'm pretty sure you can imagine what happens when these two meet.

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That's right, a good old switching! After one painful, humiliating, and painfully humiliating minute with Radius' staff, Relm was quite ready to concede.

Relm Arrowny: 36
Radius: 39