Season 24, Week 2
Cinna
(Final Fantasy IX)
 
Another day, another stint in the Arena for the Tantalus thief Cinna, and another chance to prove that he isn't among the worst duellers in the entire DL. After having been humiliated by the little girl Alanis back in Season 19, Cinna's back for one more huzzah. This time he's going against Yang Fabool, martial arts master and powerful ally of Cecil Harvey. But Cinna does not fear- the power of his hammer will own the power of weak and petty martial arts, and he will use all of his might to stop the wrath of Yang. Will Cinna finally get a much-deserved win, or will his streak of bad luck continue?

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Revitalized by his appearance in yet another port of his home game, Yang of Fabul returns after a long hiatus. With a deadly mix of speed, high durability, and sleep status from his Catclaws, Yang's as balanced as any fighter in Middle, let alone Light! The warrior monk doesn't have the most difficult of fights to begin his title run. His foe is nothing more than a lowly servant of Baku's infamous Tantalus thieves. A swipe or two from his claws will easily shred his puny foe - assuming that Cinna even bothers to show up and do battle with such a fearsome opponent!


Mr. VSM
"ACHOOOO!!!!!"

And with that, Cinna died.

Yang wiped his nose, surprised that he didn't even have to use his kick technique, or really, any combat moves at all.

"ACHOOOOO!!!!"

He really was gonna have to get that pesky cold looked at.

Cinna: 5
Yang: 77

Lance
They say that nice guys finish last, and this match only went to show how true that saying is. As the match began, the first words that left Yang's mouth were his famous battle cry: "ACHOOO!"

Thinking his opponent was ill, Cinna dropped his guard for a second while he reached into his pocket for a handkerchief. Poor guy never even saw the vicious karate kick coming until it smacked into his chubby little face and sent him flying out of the ring.

That's what you get for being a nice guy.