Season 27, Week 1
Yumei
(Valkyrie Profile) 		 
All hail the mighty winning powers of the CHICKEN DANCE! The sweet mermaid from Hai-Lan is back for another go, and she's eager - bang-bang-bubbly, even! Even better, she draws someone as pathetic as Peppor for her possible first win? YES. With a few Frigid Damsels and Stone Torchs, the incompetent soldier from Porre will be frozen and rock-solid before he can say "Oh, shucks". And Yumei's mighty chicken dance will win the day!

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 Shaker brother Peppor stands tall as he prepares to face.... a shaking weak mermaid? Well, this shall be a fight even someone of Peppor's caliber should handle. Yumei's terribly weak magical assault will give Peppor all the time he needs to shatter her already bad defense with LoRes, then shake-shake-shake her up with Peppor Box. While his incompetent brother becomes Wyvern food, Peppor will shake his way to the next round!

Meeplelard
Peppor can really shake things up. Afterall, he that's about all he says half the time!

Of course, when your opponent is a master of the Chicken Dance, they can shake things up far better.

Sorry Peppor, but if there is one thing Yumei doesn't fail at, its that exact dance.

Yumei: 46
Peppor: 40

Pyro
Yumei’s match was supposed to be over quickly. Peppor, while not a competent fighter by any stretch, could at least match up to a Valkyrie Profile mage.

Yumei has a history with Chrono Cross, though. And after being dissected by one of their science freaks, she really wanted vengeance. And as everyone who’s watched a mermaid horror flick can attest to, an angry mermaid is a deadly thing.

One by one, the CC cast was found dead, most having mysteriously drowned (mysteriously because they all come from islands and can swim). Peppor himself was found frozen in a tomb of ice. Luccia parts were actually scattered in several different places, every single part petrified.

While the DL investigation committee assigned to the case eventually found out it was Yumei who did it all, they didn’t take any action against her besides giving the match to the frozen Peppor. Its amazing how much a cute, tear-soaked face will get you before the likes of Edge and Yuri.

Tide
This match borders along the awesomeness that is Alfred Schroedinger v Evil Gaia or Shiho v Palmer. So we have a VP mage versus a JOKE boss from CC? No matter who wins, I think Lady luck should be awarded a twinkie for generating something THIS epic.