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Oh, the pathos! The brilliant inventor and trickster Belle has to face some artistic, stuck-up nerd from Chrono Cross? Well, this is NOT the way to go if she wants to impress Hugo, no siree! This just won't do! Who cares if this is a supposed "match of rationality and emotion", science versus art? A few wrench whacks should put the loser back into his place in no time, and then she can worry about higher matters. Maybe next week she'll fight someone really strong, and maybe then Hugo will look at her with more tender, loving eyes... oooooooh, Hugoooooooooooo~... |
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Pshaw, fighting? And a girl? This is beneath the talents of the awesome Van! Van has a much better idea. He will go down the ring and throw some paint around in protest of such barbaric nonsense, creating a new art form in such an otherwise horrendous setting. If some paint should get on a certain girl whom he is meant to oppose and that causes an uproar and she should take offense and feel a need to express her distaste, well then good sir fisticuffs and boomerangs it shall be. Mmmyes, quite. Considerably. So on and so forth. Left right and whatnot. Indeed. |
Monkeyfinger Hammer against boomerang? There's clearly only one way to settle this! --- "Aw, darn." Van said, as he watched the massive foot of a gear descend on the trenchcoated quarterknight representing him with a loud CRUNCH, while Lucied howled in despair in the background. "HAHAHAHA! My mad skillz haven't dulled at all, bro! Whooooo!" "Hah! Told you it wasn't even close." Belle said, laughing. "I win!" Belle: 50 SageAcrin
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